Super Smash Bros. Bumper Stickers

Okay, NintendoNut1 and I were talking on AIM and I got inspired to do something HILARIOUS! For the usual disclaimer, I don't own Super Smash Bros. Melee OR these bumper stickers (although I wish I did!).

The following vehicles in the Super Smash Bros. Melee parking lot have these bumper stickers.

On Samus' Star Ship: "Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns"

On the back of Captain Falcon's Blue Falcon: "My other vehicle is the Millenium Falcon!"

On the back of Ganondorf's black horse: "Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done."

On the back of Kirby's Warp Star: "No machine can do my job until it learns how to eat!"

On the back of Yoshi (which is Mario and Luigi's means of transportation): "I hate bumper stickers!"

On the back of Epona (Link and Young Link's means of Transportation): "I like spotted owls fried in Exxon oil."

On the back of Fox's Arwing: "Stop animal experimentation - Use lawyers"

On the back of Falco's Arwing: "Looking for your cat? Check under my tire!"

On the back of Peach's stage coach: "One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

On the back of Zelda's horse: "I'm the reason men are scared of women."

On the back of Bowser's go-kart: "If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"

On the back of Roy's horse: "So many pedestrians, So little time."

On the back of Marth's horse: "Support Search and Rescue, Get Lost!"

On the back of Master Hand's glove: "Caution: Driver Reads Braille"

On the back of Crazy Hand's glove: "Of all the things I've lost in my life, I miss my mind the most"

I'm sorry my other fanfic "In the Eyes of a Hero" is taking so long to finish. I've had almost no time to work on it. Chapter 12 should be up soon. Please review!