Chapter 3: Even more Bumper Stickers! Back by popular demand, we have more bumper stickers!!

On the back of Mr. Game & Watch's game console: "How do you keep an idiot entertained for an hour? Flip over to find out."

On the back of Popo's mallet: "I'm pro choice: I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat, and wear fur."

On the back of Nana's mallet: "I stop for butterflies!"

On the back of a Male Wire Frame: "Friends don't let friends bring ugly women home with them."

On the back of a Female Wire Frame: "I have PMS and a loaded gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say?"

On the back of a Bullet Bill: "Guns dont kill people, I do."

On the back of a Latiku: "So many stupid people, not enough bullets in a clip."

On the bottom of a Pidgit carpet: "Never fight ugly people they have nothing to loose."

On the side of a Birdo: "Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading."

On the back of a Klap Trap: "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

On the side of a Shy Guy: "Strike a blow for justice: punch an attorney."

On the back of the sign of Pak E. Derm: "Die Yuppie Scum."

On the back of Tingle: "To all the virgins in the world, thanks for nothing."

On the back of the shell of Turtle: "Stop animal experimentation - Use lawyers."

On the back of Kraid: "It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."

On the back of Sandbag: "This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting."

Well, that's about it. Sorry I haven't done anything in a while. My college applications are DONE! I can go back to writing stories at my own leisure! And the best part is, I got accepted to my top choice school already! Review!