"Babysitting the YGO Chibis"

Summary: The YGO gang turns back into 4-year olds or 5 year-olds and is transported to my house. I have to take care of them but I hate kids and I'm a really terrible babysitter. Can they survive my lousy babysitting or is the question can I survive them?

Rated for language and maybe some light violence. No romance.

Fanfiction story and written by Phoenix Kaen

Disclaimer: Kazuki Takahashi owns the original Yu-Gi-Oh plot and everything else having to do with the manga/anime.

"No, Malik! Get down from there!" I yelled, running just in time to catch him before he could fall on the floor.

He just laughed and wiggled out of my arms. Then he took my glasses and ran off with it. "Malik! Come back, you little.."

"Ruri-sempai..." I heard a little voice and felt a tugging on my pants.

"Shizuka, I told you not to call me that. I'm not that old." I said, squinting down at the little girl.

"What is it?" I asked her.

"I have to go to the bathroom" she replied.

"Well then go. You don't have to ask me."

"But I'm scared I'm going to fall down the big potty"

"Omigosh" I muttered to myself, slapping myself on the forehead.

"Anzu!" I yelled, pulling Shizuka with me as I walked to what I thought was the kitchen.

"Ruri-san!" a voice yelled from I think the attic.

"Ruri-san, I haaavvve to goooo" Shizuka whined, jumping up and down.

I sighed, "Okay, then if you're scared of falling into the toilet-"

"Toilet?"

"I mean, the big potty."

"Oh"

"Then I'll hold your hand while you go so I can catch you if you fall, okay?" I asked, trying to be gentle.

"Okay"

"Ruri-san!" yelled another voice but this time from my room. I sighed but ignored it and started to walk to the bathroom.

"Ruri-san?"

"Hai, Shi-chan?"

"Where are we going?"

"To the bathroom. I thought you had to go"

"I do but-"

"But what?"

"You're going the wrong way."

"Oh where are we?"

"The closet"

"Oh, I knew that" was my 'smart' reply. Damn that Malik who still has my glasses.

The bathroom

"Okay, I'm gonna be standing right here and holding your hand. Just tell me when you're done, okay?"

"Okay"

There was a silence except for the "Ruri-sans" from one or the other kids from different parts of the house. I really hate babysitting.

"Ruri-SAN!" a yell which came from directly outside the bathroom door and it startled me. So I let go of Shizuka's hand and there was a splash and "EEK!"

'Oh, shit!' I thought in my mind.

In the kitchen

I finally got Malik to return my glasses with the threat that he could never be near the girls again. He's flirtacious even if he is just a kid. Now I was trying to make dinner while the others were trying to find Ryou except for Bakura, Marik and Joey. I have no idea what Marik and Bakura are doing but Joey was bugging me with suggestions on what to make for dinner. Finally, I was so annoyed that I told him, he wouldn't get any dessert so he shut up and left. Thank goodness for sweets.

I was planning to bake some cookies so I looked into the recipe book and noticed that I needed flour. (A/N: I know that's so obvious but I couldn't think of anything else.) So I opened the cabinet but instead of a bag of flour, guess what I found instead?

"Ryou?" I asked in disbelief, staring at the white-haired boy who was sitting with his head on his bended-up knees.

He looked at me for a moment but then looked away into the cupboard. Then I heard a sniffling sound.

"Ryou-chan, are you crying?" I asked him, putting a hand on his shoulder.

"No, Ruri-san" he said quietly, trying to avoid my gaze.

It's true I hated kids but I couldn't stand it even more when they cried and my damn conscience makes me feel sorry for them. I felt uncomfortable and I was trying to think of what I should do. I was never in this situation so I didn't know what to do. Should I let him cry it out or try to cheer him up? What did my family do when I cried?

Flashback

Chibi Ruri: starting to cry

Big sister: Here's a cookie, now shut up. walks away

Chibi Ruri: crying

Aunt: Be quiet or I'll slap you. raises arm threateningly

Chibi Ruri: crying

Dog: licks her face

Chibi Ruri: stops crying EW! wipes away slobber

Flashback Ends

"I am not licking him." I muttered to myself. Sigh! I better just follow my instincts then.

"What's wrong, Ryou-chan?" I asked gently, picking him up from the cupboard. He then buried his face in my chest and hugged me tightly. His tears stained my shirt but I didn't care that much. I patted his back to try and calm him down. I then realized how much I wanted my mom to care about me like this when I was so upset that my bestfriend left me and I started to cry.

Dining Room

Now it was time for dinner. After Ryou cried out most of his pain, he thankfully fell asleep. Because I don't think I could handle another toddler out of 14 kids. Now I was trying to serve 13 kids and most of them are really picky.

"We couldn't find Ryou-kun, Ruri-san." Yugi said, his head hanging down as if he was ashamed.

"He's in my room sleeping" I said casually.

"What's that smell?" Joey asked, sniffing the air.

"It smells like something's burning" replied Isis.

"Oh, fk! Dinner!" I yelled.

"Oooohhh! Ruri-san said the F-word!" said some of the kids tauntingly.

"Oh, shut up! Like you didn't swear when you were my age?"

"Thought so"

A/N: TBC. No flames!