Okay, here's the first song in the Christmas series!! Hope you like!

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

Yugi: On the first day of Christmas, my Yami gave to me: A big pack of dueling cards!

*The Dark Magician is cuddling with the Dark Magician Girl*

Yami: On the second day of Christmas, my aibou gave to me:
Two DMGs
And a big pack of dueling cards

*The two DMGs are getting VERY possessive over the Dark Magician*

Ryou: On the third day of Christmas, my Yami gave to me:
Three Niwatoris
Two DMGs
And a big pack of dueling cards

Bakura: *hands Ryou the three cards* Sissy cards for a sissy aibou.
Ryou: -_-;

Bakura: On the fourth day of Christmas, my aibou gave to me:
Four Sonic Birds
Three Niwatoris
Two DMGs
And a big pack of dueling cards

Ryou: *gives Bakura the Sonic Birds* Sissy cards for a—
Bakura: DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!!
Ryou: O.O

Joey: On the fifth day of Christmas, my Yami gave to me:
Five onion rings
Four Sonic Birds
Three Niwatoris
Two DMGs
And a big pack of dueling cards

Yugi: *eats the onion rings* Joey, you don't have a Yami.
Joey: Yes I do! Hey, where'd those onion rings go?
Yugi: Here. *points to stomach*
Joey: O.O *cries* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YAMIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YUGI ATE YOU!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Yami: Eh?
Joey: *sniff* *hugs Yugi's stomach and cries some more*
Ryou: What the... Yugi ate Yami Joey...?
Bakura: The Millennium Onion Ring...?

Tristan: On the sixth day of Christmas, my best friend gave to me:
Six pretty girls
Five onion rings
Four Sonic Birds
Three Niwatoris
Two DMGs
And a big pack of dueling cards

Joey: No, I refuse to wrap Serenity up and hand her to you!
Pegasus: NOOOOOO!! Cynthia!!!
Yugi: ;_; Tea! Mai! Isiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss!!!!!
Malik: So who's the sixth girl?
Tristan: You.
Malik: O.O Ewwwwwwwww...

Malik: On the seventh day of Christmas, my Yami gave to me:
Seven sugar high kids
Six pretty girls
Five onion rings
Four Sonic Birds
Three Niwatoris
Two DMGs
And a big pack of dueling cards

*There are seven kids running around the Motou house: Yugi, Joey, Mokuba, Yami Malik, Yami Bakura, Tristan... and Grandpa...*

Mai: On the eighth day of Christmas, my boyfriend gave to me:
Eight bishies blushing
Seven sugar high kids
Six pretty girls
Five onion rings
Four Sonic Birds
Three Niwatoris
Two DMGs
And a big pack of dueling cards

Mai: *opens a very large box in the living room*
Joey: Surprise! *climbs out*
Yami: Surprise! *climb out*
Malik: Surprise! *climbs out*
Ryou: Surprise! *climbs out*
Bakura: Surprise! *climbs out*
Otogi: Surprise! *climbs out*
Yami Malik: Surprise! *climbs out*
Seto: *passes out inside the box*

Yami Malik: On the ninth day of Christmas, my lightie gave to me:
Nine bad guys plotting
Eight bishies blushing
Seven sugar high kids
Six pretty girls
Five onion rings
Four Sonic Birds
Three Niwatoris
Two DMGs
And a big pack of dueling cards

Yami Malik: *snicker*
Nine Bad Guys: *snicker*
Yami Malik: *robs a bank*
Nine Bad Guys: *rob banks*
Yami Malik: How fun!
Nine Bad Guys: *snicker* *Hang Yami Malik from the ceiling and take all his money*
Yami Malik: Spoke too soon...

Tea: On the tenth day of Christmas, his Yami gave to me:
Ten pharaohs dancing
Nine bad guys plotting
Eight bishies blushing
Seven sugar high kids
Six pretty girls
Five onion rings
Four Sonic Birds
Three Niwatoris
Two DMGs
And a big pack of dueling cards

Tea: Er... why are there... ten Yamis...?
Ryou: *thinking* This wig is gonna fall off my head any minute...
Seto: *thinking* I'm too tall to be a midget...
Joey: *thinking* Oh yeah, do I look fine!!!
Bakura: *thinking* Blasted pharaoh will pay dearly...
Malik: *thinking* At least I'll get that Puzzle...
Tristan: *does the Macarena*
Everyone else: What da...?!
Yami Malik: *thinking* I look sooooooooo stupid...
Mokuba: *thinking* Sugahhhh..... yummy... Yami...yammy...yimmie?
Yugi: *thinking* ...
Yami: ^-^

Seto: On the eleventh day of Christmas, my laptop gave to me:
Eleven bunnies hopping
Ten pharaohs dancing
Nine bad guys plotting
Eight bishies blushing
Seven sugar high kids
Six pretty girls
Five onion rings
Four Sonic Birds
Three Niwatoris
Two DMGs
And a big pack of dueling cards

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Seto: ...

Yami: Okay! Let's do the last part together!!

All: On the twelve days of Christmas, my Yami gave to me:
Yugi: Twelve robbers robbing
Seto: Eleven bunnies hopping (HEY KAIBA!! HEY KAIBA!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!)
Tea: Ten pharaohs dancing
Yami Malik: Nine bad guys plotting
Mai: Eight bishies blushing
Malik: Seven sugar high kids
Tristan: Six pretty girls
Joey: Five onion rings (YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!)
Bakura: Four Sonic Birds
Ryou: Three Niwatoris
Yami: Two DMGs
All: AND A BIG PACK OF DUELING CARDS!!!