Who Got the Titans High?
Part 1
Let's Get Them Stoned!

M.R.D.: This is my first Teen Titans fic (but isn't my first). This is just a random thing I'm doing, and it starts out with Cyborg and Beast Boy. THIS IS NOT A BEAST BOY BASHER! I just like making fun of him, even though I think he's cool.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans, but I wish I owned Raven.

Cyborg and Beast Boy were just going around town in that car Cyborg had built. The two had been looking for the store to buy the food the other Titans had wanted, but had no idea where the store was located.

Cyborg: Where the hell is that damn store!?

Beast Boy: I dunno (Looks over at the park), but there's a bake sale. Maybe we can just get stuff there?

Cyborg: That's not such a good idea. Remember what happened the last time you forgot Raven's tea?

Beast Boy: (Starts thinking, for the first time in his life)

~~~Flashback~~~

Beast Boy: Sorry Raven, but I forgot your tea.

Raven: (Evil glare)

Titan's Tower: (Blows up)

All of the Titans, except Raven: (Burnt and crispy) *_*.

~~~End~~~

Beast Boy: I'm sure she'll forgive me this time.

Cyborg: Yeah right shorty.

Beast Boy: I'm not short! Anyways, let's just go to the bake sale. We'll get her tea later.

Cyborg: Alright.

They pull up to the side and get out of the car and enter the bake sale, which the banner suspiciously (Whoa! I used a big word) had two pieces of weed on both sides of the banner. (Yes, Cyborg and Beast Boy are both idiots)

~~~Back at Titans Tower~~~

Robin: I hope they don't forget Raven's tea again.

Starfire: Yes, remember what happened?

Robin: (Thinks)

~~~Flashback~~~

Beast Boy: Sorry Raven, but I forgot your tea.

Raven: (Evil glare)

Titan's Tower: (Blows up)

All of the Titans, except Raven: (Burnt and crispy) *_*.

~~~End~~~

Raven: What are you two doing?

Robin and Starfire: Nothing.

Cyborg: (Walks into the room) WE'RE BACK!

Beast Boy: AND WE GOT FOOD!

Raven: Did you get my tea, because you remember what happened last time?

~~~Flashback~~~ Beast Boy: Sorry Rav-

M.R.D.: That is enough of the same Flashback!

~~~End~~~

Beast Boy: We got you something special.

Raven: What?

Beast Boy: We got you some special brownies.

Raven: (Evil glare)

All of the other Titans: (Put on helmets and run behind the couch)

Beast Boy: (nervously) Their from a bake sale.

Raven: I ASK YOU TO GET ME SOME DAMN TEA AND YOU COME BACK WITH BROWNIES! THIS IS THE SECOND F***ING WEEK IN A ROW! YOU SHOULD OF REMEMBERED SOMETHING SO SIMPLE AS PICKING UP SOME F***ING TEA!!!!!

Beast Boy: Their really special.

Raven: I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL!

Beast Boy: (Throws a brownie at Raven and she eats a little by accident)

Raven: Hey, that is good.

All the other Titans: Thank goodness that's over.

Raven: (Still eating) You guys need to eat this! It's really good!

Others: Alright.

They all enjoy the feast of brownies, until Starfire asked what was in them.

Starfire: What are in these delicious brownies?

See I told you she says that.

Beast Boy: Well, when I asked the guy he said "All the normal brownie fixings, plus some weed."

The other Titans stop eating and look at Beast Boy and Cyborg.

Beast Boy and Cyborg: What, something wrong with the brownies?

M.R.D.: It's time for me to rap this up. I'm planning on doing a sequel after this. Well, now that the Titans know that there is weed in the brownies that they have eaten, what will happen? READ AND REVIEW OR I'LL TELL RAVEN THAT YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR NO TEA!