~*The 12 days of Christmas Inuyasha style!!!!*~

Disclaimer:I don't own Inuyasha,Or do I? *Lawyers come to the door* Never mind I don't own Inuyasha!! *Laywers leave*

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This is about Inuyasha getting stuff for Christmas but it's in the form of the 12 days of Christmas!!Enjoy!

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Osuwari--Sit

Hentai--pervert

Kitsune--Uh well I forget what that means but Shippo is a kitsune.

Miko--Preistess

Kawaii--cute

Youkai--demon

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A kitsune in a God tree

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Inuyasha: And WHY would I want that?

Kagome: Just play along Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Feh!

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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two Osuwari's

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Inuyasha: Ow!!*muffled voice from being sat* STUPID WENCH WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!

Kagome: Oops sorry Inuyasha!

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And a kitsune in a God tree

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Inuyasha: I still don't know why you gave that to me Kagome!

Kagome: I SAID PLAY ALONG!

Inuyasha: O.k. O.k.!

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On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three hentai monks

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Inuyasha: Ones bad enough!

Miroku: Hey!*gropes Sango*

Sango: *hits Miroku with her boomerang*

Miroku: @_@

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Two Osuwari's

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Inuyasha: Ow!Ow!NEXT TIME SPELL IT OUT DON'T SAY IT!!

Kagome: Sorry!^_^

Sango and Miroku: *giggle*

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And a Kitsune in a God tree!

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Inuyasha: This is getting boring!

Kagome: Don't make me say the S-word!

Inuyasha: Feh!

Kagome: Inuyasha SIT!

Inuyasha: Ow!!!!

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On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Four demon slayers!

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Inuyasha: Demon slayers?!where!?I'll kill them!!

Kagome: I'm talking about Sango!!

Inuyasha: Oh.

Sango: -_-'

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Three hentai monks

Two...O-s-u-w-a-r-i-'s

And a kitsune in a God tree!

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Inuyasha: *snore*

Kagome: Inuyasha the songs not over yet!WAKE UP!!!

Inuyasha: Huh...What...I'm awake...Sort of.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

FIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!

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Naraku: Shikon shards?!?!?!?Where!?!?!?!?Give them to me now!!!

Inuyasha: NEVER!*pulls out Tetsuiga and chases Naraku into the forest*

Kagome: *sigh*

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Four demon slayers

Three hentai monks

Two Osuwari's

and a Kitsune in a God tree!!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six bowls of Ramen!

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*Somewhere in the woods,Inuyasha is about to kill Naraku when he hears the word "ramen" and runs back to Kagome*

Inuyasha: Did I hear someone say ramen!?!?

Kagome: -_-' How did you hear that?!?!?!?

Inuyasha: I'm a dog Demon!

Kagome: *embarrassed* Oh yeah!

Shippo: Inuyasha can hear anything when it comes to food!

*Inuyasha hits Shippo on the head*

Shippo:KAGOME!!!!

Kagome: Inuyasha,SIT!!!

Inuyasha: @_@

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FIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!

four demon slayers

three hentai monks

two O-s-u-w-a-r-i-'s

and a kitsune in a God tree!!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven kawaii Kiraras

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Sango and Kagome: *Starry eyes* AAAWWWWWWWW SO CUTE!!!!^_^

Inuyasha and Miroku: -_-'

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Six bowls of ramen

FIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!

four demon slayers

three hentai monks

two Osuwari's

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Inuyasha: *Muffled voice* I TOLD YOU TO STOP SAYING THAT!!!

Kagome: Oops sorry Inuyasha!

Shippo: ^_^

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and a kitsune in a God tree

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me

eight evil Mikos

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Inuyasha: Do you mean Kikyo?

Kagome: Well duh!

Inuyasha: Why is she in this song?!?!

Kagome: I was running out of things to say!!

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seven kawaii Kiraras

six bowls of ramen

FIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!

four demon slayers

three hentai monks

and a kitsune in a God tree!!

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Inuyasha: Is it over yet?

Kagome: No

Inuyasha: When will it be over?

Kagome: when we reach 12 days!

Inuyasha: Feh!

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On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

nine evil youkais

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Inuyasha: Youkai?!?Where?!?I'll protect you Kagome!!

Kagome: -_-' Inuyasha theres no Youkais

Inuyasha: Oh!

Miroku: It is nice to see that you are concerned for Kagome Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: o_o What!?!I'm not concerned I'm just uh...worried about the jewel shards.

Sango: Sure Inuyasha ^_~

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eight evil Mikos

seven kawaii Kiraras

six bowls of ramen

FIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!

four demon slayers

three hentai monks

two osuw-- I mean o-s-u-w-a-r-i-'s

and a kitsune in a God tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

ten transformed tetsuigas

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Inuyasha: Ten!!!All I need is one!!!Ten would be nice though.

Kagome: *sigh -_-' *

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Nine evil Youkai

eight evil Miko

seven kawaii Kiraras

six bowls of ramen

FIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!

four demon slayers

three hentai monks

two o-s-u-w-a-r-i-'s

and a kitsune in a God tree!!!

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Inuyasha: *starts to fall asleep again*

Kagome: INUYASHA WAKE UP!!!

Inuyasha: I'm up!I'm up!I was just uh...resting my eyes!!

Kagome: Sure Inuyasha!^_~

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On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

eleven prayer bead necklaces

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Inuyasha: You HAD to bring that up didn't you?!?

Kagome: Once again I was running out of ideas!!

Inuyasha: Feh!

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Ten tetsuigas

nine evil Youkai

eight evil Mikos

seven kawaii Kiraras

six bowls of ramen

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Inuyasha: All this talk of ramen is making me hungry

Everyone but Inuyasha and Kirara: Your always hungry!!!!!

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FIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!

four demon slayers

three hentai monks

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Mirokus hand go's for Sango's bottom again!Sango,Inuyasha and Kagome all hit him at the same time.

Miroku: @_@

Everyone but Miroku: -_-'

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two o-s-u-w-a-r-i-'s

and a kitsune in a God tree!!!

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Kagome: O.k. everyone this is the last verse!!!^_^

Inuyasha: Finally!!!

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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve Hanyous complaining

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Inuyasha: HEY!!!

Kagome: Well that's all you did through the whole song!!!

Inuyasha: Feh!

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eleven prayer bead necklaces

ten tetsuigas

nine evil Youkai

eight evil Miko

seven kawaii Kiraras

six bowls of ramen

FIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!

four demon slayers

three hentai monks

two o-s-u-w-a-r-i-'s

AND A KITSUNE IN A GOD TREE!!!

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Inuyasha: Is it over?

Kagome: yes Inuyasha it's over.

Inuyasha: can I have ramen now?

Kagome: O.k. It's almost lunch time anyway,I'll make some for everyone!!

Kagome: Maybe we should sing it again?

Everyone: NO!!

Kagome: Alright Alright!!calm down

Everyone: -_-'

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There it is I hope you enjoyed it.Please R&R and if you have any suggestions please e-mail me with them!! ^_^