Refrain:

Lucius got run over by a Snorkack
Walking home from Hogwarts Christmas Eve
Why he walked instead of apparating
Is not the kind of story you'd believe.

He was at the school as usual
Causing fear and doubt to swell
There to torment Harry Potter
And we know that doesn't ever work out well.

Harry warned him not to irk him
Dobby might be just outside
But Lucius didn't want to listen
And the elf appeared and zapped him in the eye

Refrain:

Lucius got run over by a Snorkack
Walking home from Hogwarts Christmas Eve
Why he walked instead of apparating
Is not the kind of story you'd believe.

Now he couldn't see his target
And he somehow lost his wand.
Dobby pushed him to the village
And that's when Luna's Snorkaks did him harm.

Refrain:

Lucius got run over by a Snorkack
Walking home from Hogwarts Christmas Eve
Why he walked instead of apparating
Is not the kind of story you'd believe.

Oh, we're all so proud of Draco.
He's been taking it so well.
Threw a party in the Slytherin common room
And drank Butterbeer until he swooned and fell.

Refrain:

OOHH.....Lucius got run over by a Snorkack
Walking home from Hogwarts Christmas Eve
Why he walked instead of apparating
Is not the kind of story you'd believe.