*a guy holding a notepad walks out*
Narrator Guy: *ahem* Last time in the Closet-of-Doom-saga-type-thingy, some stuff happened in some place somewhere that had a TV showing some show. You know, I had a television once, his name was Wendy, he was a transsexual TV, you know. Wendy and I had a wonderful time in the far off magical land named Switzerland until Wendy was devoured by a pack of rabid snow camels. *sniff* WENDY!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHY? WHYYYYYY?!!!! *sobs*
Rio: *throws a shoe at Narrator's head* ENOUGH SOBBING!!!MORE NARRATOROROR-ING! Or- whatever!
Someone off camera: Hey, my shoe!!!
N.G.: But…..I don' wanna….*sniff*
Rio: Tough taffy, ya wig-wearin' recess monkey!
N.G.: *pout* Fine… After that, s'more kewl stuff happened, and then…more stuff happened, there was….some flashy pretty things, aaaand then some stuff about cards-
Yami: *appears out of nowhere* Did you say- CARDS? *looks around eagerly*
N.G.: Not those type of cards.
Rio:…*kicks N.G. in the crotch*
N.G.: *recoils* What in hell was THAT for?!
Rio: Because I have *thunder crash* AUTHOR POWERS!!!
Yami:….where'd that come from?
N.G.: But…Hel's a MEAN lady!
Yami: No, not Hel, hell.
N.G.: That's what I said, Hel!
Rio: NO!! Not "Hel", hell!
N.G.: That's what I SAID!
Yami: O_O Where did you come from?!
Rio: T_T In other words, hell.
N.G.: Kyra's mom is Hel?
Rio:……DIE!!! *slams Narrator upside the head with a frying pan repeatedly*
Kyra: *eating candy* ^-^ Can-deh…
Rio: Candy?! *grin*
Kyra: *protects candy* NO CANDY FOR YOU!
Rio:……*pushes Kyra in a random ditch and runs away*
Kyra: CAND-EH THEEEEIF!!! *gives chase*
Yami: *poking NG with a stick*
NG: *is dead*
Yami: *looks around* So…I guess I'm doing the disclaimer. *ahem* GIR's Cupcake, Rio Starbright, and any or other aliases she has, does not own and of the stuff mentioned in this ungodly magnitude of sugar-induced idiocy. She also does not own a speck on common sense. *grin*
Rio: *in the distance* I heard that!
Yami: So, here it is, the long awaited sequel to Closet of Doom, Closet of Doom III: Legacy of PIE!" Now to get this corpse outta here…*pulls out wheelbarrow*