Rio: Aaannd- we're back!
Rio: YAY!! *does lil' sugar-high happy dance*
Kyra: Lookit! I turned Malik into a fuzzy lil' bunny!
Rio: *gasps and grabs the bunny* BUNN-EH!!!! CUTNESS!! *spine breaking hug*
Malik: @~@ spine…..shattered…..pain……….ow………
Kyra: *blink* So….wanna cook it?
Rio: *pulls out a spoon, pot, knife and chef's hat* DO I?!
Malik: DAMMIT PHAROAH, PHAROAH'S WIFE, AND PHAROAH'S WIFE'S FRIEND!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
Yami: ..go ahead and read the fic folks, you don't want to see this…
Rio: *busy sharpening knife*
Chapter 2: In Which Ants Own ALL the Pants!
The foursome are climbing a gigantic anthill, slightly resembling a giant volcano.
Sonic: How'd we get here so damn fast? We only started out last chapter!
Kirby: *shrugs* ..fan-fic time warp?
*Kyra and Rio appear out of nowhere*
Both: Leeeet do the Tiiiiiiiime Warp agaaaaaain!!!
Crash: You know..this quest thingy's actually easier than I thought it would be
Sonic: *has an oh-crap-this-idiot-just-jinxed-us look on his face*
Crash: I expected something more..horrible. Like there'd be fire…
*the ant hill suddenly bursts into a raging green inferno*
Kyra: a GREEN inferno?
Crash: There'd be boiling hot lava….
*lava explodes from the top of the hill and tumbles down toward them*
Crash:..and something bad would happen to our equipment…
Kirby: O_O MY SWORD'S MELTING!!
Crash: …and then we'd probably get captured or something by the horrible insect natives armed with powers and weapons beyond all mortal comprehension.
*horrible insect natives armed with powers and weapons beyond all mortal comprehension suddenly surround them*
Sonic: *slowly turns to Crash with an icy glare* I hate you…..
Mario: *hopefully* I'm SURE they'll listen to reason and we can all sort this out like adults…from random videos games.
cut to Mario, Kirby, Sonic & Crash chained to a dungeon wall*
Sonic: *glare* *voice dripping with sarcasm* I'm sure they'll listen to reason and we can all sort this out like adults. BAH!
Crash: *like a sheep* baaaaaaaah! ^-^
Mario: *points at him* Ok, you. No more from you today.
Sonic: You know..this really isn't completely his fault.
Kirby: YEAH! It's that damn authoress' fault!
Crash: What he said!
*dungeon is suddenly swarming with spooky looking ant guards*
cut to author
Rio: Aint I a stinker?
Mario: T_T Nice going idiots.
Ant Guard #1: INTRUDERS! THE COLONY HAS CAPTURED YOU!
Sonic: Really? I didn't notice
Ant Guard # 2: Oh ho! So you came looking to stop the Colony's conquest have you?! Well, my friends while You were rotting in this here cell-thingy, we discovered ..a certain terrible, horrible secret.
Ant Guard # 1: Go on! Ask him "what terrifying, horrible secret?"
Sonic: *sigh* What terrifying, horrible secret?
Ant Guard # 2: We've discovered a secret channel in the mines that makes out kind grow big, powerful and meaty! MEATY!!! *spreads arms dramatically*
Kirby: Err…..that's nice..
Ant Guard # 1: Ah yes, the secret plans..
Kirby: …….I…..didn't say anything about secret plans..
Ant Guard # 1: Eh? Well, you were supposed to. It's genius really. We fill all the cities of the world with horrible buckets of salt and THEN attack with….*dramatic pause* SOAP BUBBLES!!!
*rest of the guards gasp*
Sonic: …that's it?
Ant#2: Well, there's a duck involved later…but yeah, pretty much.
Mario: That-that plan is horrible.
Ant#1: YES! Horrible and frightening!
Kirby: No. Just horrible, as in stupid.
Ant #2: As in stupid fly, yo! *strikes a pose*
Sonic: Nope. Just stupid and crappy.
Kirby: *points* You get an F mister!!
Ant#1: *tears up*
Crash: Go to your room!
*ants sulk off sadly*
Mario: Wow..there's actually someone dumber than I am.…
Kirby: Sonic, I'm scared!
Sonic: We're all scared Kirby
Sonic: 'cept him
Yami: And that was chapter two. Be happy. *waves lil
flag unenthusiastically* Wheeeee….
Rio: ^_^ Be sure to review or I break your legs with my leg breaking machine!
Kyra: Ex-nay on the reakingbay achinemay…
Rio: O_O ACK! Did I say leg breaking machine?! I meant my…happiness probe! Heh..heh…no need for any government investigation to intervene, there is no plan for internet domination here……errr…. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!! HA HA! *jumps out a window*
Yami:..the sad part is I don't find this even the least bit unusual.
Kyra: Not as sad as you stupid card game
Yami: What does THAT have to do with anything?!
Kyra: Your legs are stupid.
Kyra: That's right, buddy! Just remember that!
Yami: What in Duat are you talking about?!
Yami:….Anyhoo…be sure to come back and read chapter three. That is if Rio ever comes back…
Kyra: *holds up a bucket of pixie sticks* don't worry, she'll have to come back for these. *holds up car keys* And these.
Yami:..but she can fly..and has her own stash of pixie sticks in Australia…
Yami: She does.
Kyra:…well..then…you readers comeback anyway. Or I'll send you into ten thousand years of darkness and suffering!