Disclaimer: I own nothing and no one portrayed here. Before it was mangled, "Mickey" belonged to Toni Basil.



Announcer (Kitty): Thank you, thank you, and welcome back to the Xavier Institute's first annual No Talent Night. When Jamie comes out of hiding, remind me to thank him for his beautiful rendition of "Logan Got Run Over By a Reindeer".

Now our last artist certainly needs no introduction. Just to show you that blackmail certainly does pay, I give you the Ice Queen herself, Rogue and the New Recruitettes!

*Rogue appears on stage wearing Jean's cheerleading outfit, her hair in pigtails, and looking completely homicidal. Amara, Rahne and Jubilee follow as backup, also wearing cheerleading outfits. *

A, R, J: Oh Remy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind,
Hey Remy! Hey Remy!
Oh Remy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind,
Hey Remy! Hey Remy!
Oh Remy you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
Hey Remy!

Rogue (shooting death glares at Kitty):

Hey Remy!
You're stalking me all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you say goodnight so I can get some sleep, Remy

Cause when you say cherie, it always means the worst
You're givin me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you still keep me up and hot, Remy

Oh Remy, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Remy, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Remy
Oh what you do Remy, do Remy
Don't touch my skin, Remy

Hey Remy!
Now when you take me by the gloves, everyone's gonna know
Every time you move I let a little more show
There's nothin' we can do, so please just go, Remy

So come on and give it to me if you think you can
Any way you wanna do it, you'll end up on the sand
Oh please baby please, just take it like a man, Remy

Oh Remy what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Remy, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Remy
Oh what you do Remy, do Remy
Don't touch my skin, Remy

A,R,J: Oh Remy, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Remy! Hey Remy!
Oh Remy, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Remy! Hey Remy!
Oh Remy, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Remy!

Rogue: Oh Remy what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Remy, you're so pretty can't you understand
It's guys like you Remy
Oh, what you do Remy, do Remy
Don't break my heart, Remy..

*fadeout *

"So Cherie, Remy blows your mind?"

*banging head against wall * "Y'all are DEAD, Kitty Pryde!!!"

~Fin~

*AN- Okay, I just had to do it. This plot bunny on acid came out of nowhere and attacked me while I was out eating dinner tonight. I HAD to write this. For those following my other work, there will be new chapters of "Starting Today" out soon.