Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men: Evolution. I don't even want this extremely demented parody (except the Romy and Kiotr XD). I love the XD face, who did I steal that from, SSJ Tokya? Oh yea, hope you understand my whole 'bitterness toward cheerleaders' thing now. ^-^ (Cute face stolen from Andi.)

Author's Note: Yayness (stolen from Storm-Pietro XD)! To celebrate 200 reviews for this parody (sets off firecracker of some sort) I'll do...A MARY-SUE! *Collective groan.* (Collective groan stolen from Ishandahalf). Why is this so special? Because it has the most reviews of any other parody on the site (yes I have nothing better to do than check and make sure that's a fact)!!! So here it is, the typical Mary-Sue. (For a complete collection, read Cheesy Monkey's story, 'Evil Mary Sue Spawn.') More promoting! XD



Stereotypes of FF.Net

Chapter 10- The Typical Mary Sue

The typical Mary Sue begins with (why do all my stories start out like this) (that line stolen from Cheesy Monkey) an "original character" entering into the X-Men: Evolution universe. (The idea of stealing instead of borrowing also stolen from Cheesy.)

This "Original Character" also known as an OC, is enrolled in Xaviers school for the gifted.

Dragonfire99: "Gifted." Tee hee. It sounds like-

Reader: Tee hee! Yea.

Mary Sue Writer: Now I shall describe them down to the last detail, from the exact color of their eyes to the color they painted their nails!

This OC is of course, beautiful, because the writer is attempting to recreate themselves. The OC is also very talented and smart. They possess the greatest power of any of the other X-men.

X-Men: We marvel at your superiority.

Dragonfire99: Tee hee. Marvel.

Reader: Dragonfire99, that is your worst pun yet. *Muttering.* Marvel...

Unfortunately, the OC has a horrific past, where *it* was abused, mistreated, neglected, bullied, molested, raped, or treated like crap by people when *it* discovered *it's* powers.

The amazing OC quickly makes friends with/falls in love with the writers favorite character.

Mary Sue Writer: Well, I'll make my "character" best friends with Rogue because Rogue is my favorite character!

OC: Hello Rogue I am a goth just like you why don't we be friends?

Rogue: Since I obviously have nothing better to do than hang out with you, sure!

Kitty: Hey, I thought I was- *dissappears.*

Rogue: Where did she go?

OC: Erm...she slipped through the ground...and straight to hell mwa ha ha ha!

Rogue: O_o

OC: *blink* I mean, she must have been late to meet Lance...or perhaps HER DEMISE!!! *Cackle.*

Rogue: ...riiiiiight.

Well anyway, then Rogue and OC have a good old time palling around, when suddenly...

Remy: Hey chere.

Pyro: Hey sexy OC.

Mary Sue Writer: Tee hee, since Romy is my favorite couple, I'll put that in, and since St. John is the second hottest guy on the show, I must make him friends with Remy, so we-*they*- can double date.

YOU SUPPORT ROMY. YOU SUPPORT ROMY. YOU SUPPORT ROMY. CAJUN IS GOOD. YOU SUPPORT ROMY.

Reader: Are you delivering subliminal messages?!?!?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE IS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE IS.

...Anyway, then, creative *things* these Mary Sue writers are, they put in a plot twist.

Plot: *twisted* OWWW!!!

OC: *Sigh.* Rogue is so unhappy with her life. She can't touch AND she is an antisocial goth.

Goth Girl Reader *coughpossesedrogueycough*: I'm not antisocial!!!

OC: I must repair her life!

The ingenious OC decides to give Rogue a makeover and get her out of her goth lifestyle.

OC: C'mon Rogue! Change into this! It will make you feel pretty! *Holds up pink dress.*

Rogue slipped on the pink dress.

Rogue: Ah hate mah life.

The magic of the dress fixes her traumas and power-control problems.

Rogue: *smiling freakishly* Ah'm so HAPPY!

Dragonfire99: Happy? As in gay? Tee hee!

Reader: Just when I thought you couldn't get any more immature.

Anyway, then all is well, and the Evil Mary Sue is over.

But everything works out in the end. :D

FrickinEvilPoptart *out of nowhere*: Go Duncan! Go stereotypical jerky bigot jocks-turned-construction workers who still wear their letterman jackets even after graduating to relive the 'glory days'! (I LOVE that!)

The End :D (THANK GOODNESS!!!!)

Yay! I feel so special now...here are your reviews all you lovely readers! Damn Mary Sue writers! Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap them up the head! (Quote stolen from Danfred.)

the tiny one: Jottbash-ade has a refreshing, fruity flavor! I like Wanda. That said, SSJ Tokya, you can put the gun down now...Anyway, Jottbash-ade is fruitier than...Scott!

Spikey the Neon BlowFish: Aw, I'll flame you if you really want one! I can't get too close to the poster either, that's what the flamethrower is for! Don't worry, no one will harm you for writing a Jott...*Shifty eyes.*

Goldylokz: Whoo hoo! Shameless plugs ahoy!!!

Dark Jaded Rose: Yes! Sexy Cajuns all the way!

Boomkat: That's why Rovan is a "Lesser Spoofable," because it's not quite as common as the others in this parody. I completely agree- there is definitely more than one black family in New York, they didn't have to make Evan Storm's nephew. I would think Kiotr is more popular too, but apparently, it isn't.

Andi: *Whispering.* Do not speak ill of the cheerleaders...SSJ Tokya may be listening...I'm glad you like the randomness! Are you a guy reviewer? Cryptic Identity is getting lonely on his pedestal. I ask because Andi might be a girl name to, like in our school we have a girl named Alex, and yes she is obviously a girl, she's a cheerleader and everything (and she wore a mini-skirt today, which disturbed me while she was telling me she hates me, it was all frayed and everything *shudder*).

MoonlightPhoenix3: Spoofables is like the best word, isn't it? I made it up. ^-^

Danfred: Yes! Do give me those URLs! I just love your quote about muscles and what not, really I do.

SperryDee: Wanda+Kurt=WART! (Stolen from Qindarka).

YoungFlower: When I see your penname, I picture this delicate fairy-like girl...whatever, anyway, here's your evil OC story!

rolofreak1990: I don't write about the adults, they bore me, no offense.

Mrs. Jean Grey-Summers: *Sticks out tongue back.* Wow, someone who likes Jean AND Rogue! You're very unique!

Lyranfan: Slash is soon to come...mwa ha ha...

Freakish Muffin: Do those Cheeze-Itz seem unusally powdery? That may be why they are so amusing...*Bitchslaps you twice.*

FrickinEvilPoptart: You amuse me. DANCE MIDGET! DANCE! (Stolen from Freakish Muffin.)

Rogue14: I can't tell you how many people have said they want to come to my school and kick Ryan's ass. And Mr. Coon is kinda incompetant, but, hey, at least he tries! More shameless plugs I see? You learned from the master (moi)!

Monkey Head: I hope this tickled you too, with all the shameless plugs and what not. Yea! Jersey girls! I'm a Jersey girl. :D

Kage-Robot-Of-Darkness: *Pictures you singing that song.* *Hears gunshot.* *Looks behind her to find SSJ Tokya holding her gun behind her back.* NO! Kagey! *Holds up your lifeless body.* WHY!!!

SSJ Tokya: Ahh, we meet again. Gee, why do I get the feeling you hate Amyro? I hope we got past all the "DragonFire99 is a hipocrite because she hates cheerleaders because of who they are blah blah blah" thing. Hey! Rogue does NOT suck! Grr...I've never heard you rant about Tabitro though, but that may actually make sense!

Murderee: Snore alert! Whoo hoo! *Hands you glass of bright red fluid.* Here's some Jottbash-ade. It's fruity, like Scott.

Leon, Miko, Riniko, Mistral: *Muttering.* Pink is evil...

Cheesy Monkey: *Pulls can out of a large pocket on your cargo pants.* No can of ass, huh???

CherryShadowZ: *Plays tug of war with you over the plot.* HEY! I SAID I WANTED IT AFTER JEAN AND SCOTT DIED! Lol.

Qindarka: Oh yea, I TOTALLY feel special. Tee hee, Wart...

A.M.bookworm247: Ah, my little kiss up...lol, just kidding. Anyway, you never answered my question, are you really eleven and going into high school? O_o

Boomkat: *Gasp.* *Phew.* Oh, for a second there I thought you were flaming me! It's good to see people have finally learned not to flame me. *Dragonfire99 is see holding up a can of hairspray with all reviewers behind her holding stones.* Yea, Jott definitely equals NOT INTERESTING!

silhouette-Kitten: What's an internet cafe? I'm glad you can appreciate this, it's what it's all about.

A Pyro's Rage: Lol, glad you like it. Burning things is fun...

Cryptic Identity: I think the word hilarious has been used 20 times in my review box, don't worry, there's nothing wrong with you.

PHEW! So many reviews! :D :D :D With all of this shameless plugging and stealing, I finally have an original quote: "What in the name of the American Atheists???"

~Dragonfire99~