Ok, quick notes and junk.

(Stuff in parinthesesseses is probably an author's note)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I don't even own this laptop. It's my dad's. -----------------

Chapter 1: A Fate Worse Than Geometry Finals

A yellow sunset in the background; the weapons of the group are gathered in one pile. The group of character is sitting, solemnly, huddled around a fireplace. A girl that looks like FFX-2 Rikku stands up, and walks beside Yuna, who looks up at her. She walks away from the group to look over the ruins of a destroyed city. Small circles of light float around randomly above the city.

"Listen to my story. This may be our last chance."

The words "Can I Go Home Now?" appear on the screen and knock her off the rock. She lies on the ground twitching and sputtering.

Let me start from the beginning. Before I came here. When my life REALLY sucked. As I sat in my room cursing at my PS2 I realized this wasn't working. I had just gotten home from babysitting Mathew and was determined to defeat Sin's head. I took a sip of my caffeine-free Coke (Damn my mom), and ate more Wavy Lays with my favorite French onion dip (which is Lake View Farms by the way), and then I realized I was getting really warm so I decided to change into one of my 50 million costumes. I went to my closet and put on my X-2 Rikku costume, which is ironic because I look JUST LIKE her, even the hair and eyes due to special contacts. So I sat back down and Sin started TALKING! His breath knocked out my party.

"Rikku, you've become a nuisance. ", it said.

What the Hell, I wondered. I didn't even have her out. Then it muttered some incoherent spell and the screen started making weird colors and noises like my Ocarina of time cartridge sometimes does. When I looked down, I saw the most horrible thing ever: my precious was melting! Then suddenly Seymour came on the screen.

"You should join us, Pretz" he said.

I looked at my hands and they were being sucked into the playstation. I screamed but no sound came out, and then everything went black. When I awoke my vision was spinning, trying to focus. I could make out what was a beach but had no idea where. I had lost all my memory of FFX (sadly enough). When my spinning vision finally started to slow down, I could make out what seemed like a talking hair standing over me.

"You ok, ya? "

My vision finally stopped spinning and focused properly. Crouching over me was really tan redhead.

"Hey, you ok? "

"Uhhh..... I think so", I said.

"You washed up on shore a minute ago. What happened? ", He asked.

I was about to answer when I was knocked out by a high-speed blitz ball.

When I came to was in a tent. I rubbed my poor head and turned over. A woman with really big boobs walked in.

"Oh, you're awake?" She said.

"Um, I guess so" I answered.

"You've been out for three hours. What happened?"

"I-I don't know."

"Do you know what your name is?" She asked.

I thought about this. The last name I heard was Pretz, so I decided to go with that.

"M-my name's Pretz." I answered.

"Do you know were you're from?"

"Um, Atlanta. I think."

"I've never herd or such a place. Are you sure you're all right? It sounds to me like maybe you got to close to Sin's toxin." She said.

"Sin?" I felt really dumb now.

"Yes, that must be it, Pretz. Well, I'm Lulu"

"Uh, hi"

"You should go to the temple to pray. The toxin may release its grip on you." She said.

So we got up and walked toward the temple.

"Were are we anyway?" I asked.

"Were on the isle of Besaid." Lulu said. "Wait."

She yanked me behind a house.

"Gyah!" Being yanked isn't good for me.

"You do remember to prayer right?" She asked.

"I don't know any prayers" I answered.

She showed me the prayer and I awkwardly repeated.

"Good. I think you've got it."

So I followed her down to the temple. When we walked in there was the Jamaican guy from earlier. He walked over to Lulu and I.

"Oh good. So you ok, ya?" He asked.

"Uh, ya." I answered.

"She's been affected by Sin's toxin." Lulu tried to explain.

But alas, no one was listening to her.

"Hi, I'm Wakka"

"And I'm Pretz"

"Nice tah meet you, ya?"

"Wakka....." Lulu said.

We just kept on talking.


We were still ignoring her.

"WAKKA!!!" she screamed.

"AH! What?" Wakka jumped.

"She's been affected by Sin's toxin, so if she says anything funny, that's why." She explained.

"Oh. So that's why you said a was a giant hair back on the beach." He said.

"I have to help Yuna, so she'll have to go with you." Lulu insisted.

She left the temple toward who knows were.

"She can have a short temper sometimes, but she's really nice. Anyway, you wanna come to blitzball practice with me?" He asked.

Once again I felt a little dumb.

"Blitz....ball?" I questioned.

"Oh, man. Sin really did a numbah on you. Oh, well. I'll show you when we get to the beach." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- Wow, I finished. It's only 11:15 PM. Well? Whaddya think? Please review. Yes I know the first chapter ain't that funny. But trust me... that later ones are so much better. It will take longer than I thought to type these due to my need to make them a little better/funnier/accurate. You pick one. Hey... Merry X-mas Happy Chanukah Mali Kalikimaka Happy Happy Happy Yevon Day ...Or whatever you celebrate this time of year, have a good one.....Ya know it took me 10 minutes to figure out how to spell Chanukah........