SSBM Convention: Chapter 2

Ganondork's Revenge!

A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! As you've requested I have done chapter 2! It's all ready! Set! And Goed! Heh! Heh! Humor....

Zelda: ....AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Link: (Sighs) How long has this been going on for?

Roy: For TWELVE hours!

Mario: Link, come here will ya?

Link walks over to Mario.

Link: What is it Mario?

Mario: (whispers) Why don't you tell your girlfriend over there to SHUTUP!

Link: Good golly almighty! Zelda?

Zelda: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

Link: Z-Zelda?

Zelda: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

Link: Zeld-

Zelda: AH! AH! AH! AH!

Link: ZELDA!

Zelda: Oh, hey Link!

Link: Ganondorf's not here anymore.....you can shut up now. He's not gonna take the Triforce.

Kirby: Mm?

Link: He's not gonna take your warp star too Kirby.

Kirby: KAH!

Luigi: I don't know you guys, I have a feeling that he'll come back......I can sense his energy level!

Marth: ......What are you? A saiyan?

Luigi: .....yes.

Zelda: Wait a minute, wasn't Mario the one who took care of Ganondorf?

Link: Yeah, so?

Zelda: I LOVE YOU MARIO!

Mario: WHAT THE-? (gets trampled by Zelda) GET OFF OF ME YOU-YOU......JUST GET OFF OF ME! (Shoves Zelda into the ground)

Zelda: MMMMMMMM! MMMHMMMM!!!!

Link: that's it Mario! I had enough of your hatred! (Tries pushing Mario, but instead he get himself pushed back.) Eeer!

Mario: That was the most suckiest thing, I've ever seen.....

Ness: COME ON EVERYONE! LET'S CELEBRATE!

Everyone but Mario gets into a circle and starts holding hands.

Luigi: (Sings) LALALALALALALALALALALALALA! FRIENDS Um...ARE THERE TO-A HELP YOU!

Mario punches Luigi in the face and knocks all his teeth out.

Mario: Mom always said you were gay.

Falco: (sings) When you fall on your face and your teeth are misplaced! Friends are....

From a far distance Mario gives Falco a dirty look, and he takes a saw out. Falco starts sweating at the though that he's gonna get killed. Mario then points to the saw then Falco, saw then Falco, saw then Falco....and then Mario starts smiling. Then Mario disappears into the darkness.

Falco: I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pikachu: When you take off your shoe and your friend says...

All: .....

Pikachu: Pika!

All: PEE YEW!

Ness: FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU!

Peach: Hey! I finished with the heart!

Everyone: THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

Fox: Hey, anyone know where my comrade went?

From a far distance......

Falco: (Panting)

Mario: FOUND YOU!

Falco: (Clucks like a chicken) BUKAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Back in the circle of "friendship"....

Fox: Where the heck did Falco go? And Mario?

Ganondorf: WHAT'S GOING ON?

Peach: Hey! GanonDORK is back!

Ganondorf: Did you say Mario is gone?

Fox: Yeah......

Ganondorf: Then let us celebrate!

Ness: Celebrate good times! Come on!

Mario: What the heck is going on here?

Link: Oh....Mario?

Mario: No, the Easter bunny.....OF COURSE I'M MARIO! YOU DIMWITT OF A SHEPERD!

Marth: Whoa.....

Mario: I see that the candy bar is back! Heh! Heh!

Ganondorf: Please! Leave me alone!

Mario: SHUT UP!

Ganondorf: Oh my.....

Zelda: MMM! MMMMMMMM!!!!

Link: Oh yeah! Zelda's head is still stuck in the ground!

Ganondorf: Please! All I ever wanted was the Triforce! That's all I ever wanted!

Luigi: Come on Mario, give him a break!

Mario: That's not the only thing I'll give a break to.....(makes a fist towards Luigi)

Link: You! You can't have the Triforce!

Ganondorf: But....I just want my piece of the pie.

Link: Oh, you mean the power piece of the Triforce? You can have it.

Ganondorf: You really mean it?

Link: Yeah, it's not like you'll destroy the whole world. I mean, you have learned form your past mistakes.....haven't you? (Takes his sword out)

Ganondorf: Of course.....

Zelda: What were you thinking! Link! You're on drugs again aren't you!

Link: ....you can have it Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: This is the most happiest day of my life! LET THE CONVENTION BEGIN!

Falco: I'm.....I'm back!

Mario: WHAT DID I TELL YOU!

Mario starts chasing Falco around dreamland.

End of second chapter Was that anywhere near funny to you? Well anyways tomorrow is Ganondorf's last day! But he hasn't done anything yet! I know, I know. As you can probably remember, Ganondorf has the Triforce.....hm? Will he listen to Link or not? I don't think so! Review please and the next chapter should be up soon!