True Story

One day, yesterday in fact, the author of this ficlet decided to go clothes shopping.

She found a real cute skirt and was trying it on.

"Hmmm," she said "It's a bit tight, maybe I should go the next size up?"

So she called the shop assistant over and asked for the next size in the skirt.

The shop assistant looked at her weird and said,

"That's a boob tube."