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Chapter 1

Peach and Samus without her armor is coming home from the groceries.

Peach: We sure bought a lot.

Samus: The prices are getting cheaper all the time.

Peach: It's a great deal to buy one ice-cream and you not only get another ice-cream free but also a ticket to a Winter 2010-2011 Fashion Show.

Samus: They must be surprised that we bought ice-creams during winter.

Peach: I'm sure Roy will go the show that is 2 days from now. It said lower than age 18 isn't allowed.

Samus: Fashions are getting more and more revealing all the time.

They saw some people destroying things.

Samus: They're robbing the jewel shop and destroying cars!

Peach: Those heartless thugs!

Samus: You stop it!

Thug 1: How dare you tell us the Star Gang to stop destroying things?

Thug 2: This is our job.

Thug 3: To be precise, this is our hobby.

Samus: I can beat the crap out of you even without my armor!

Peach: I'll guard the groceries, you do the fighting.

Samus did some acrobatic moves and knocked out the thugs.

Thug 1: You're strong, lady.

Thug 2: But definitely not stronger than our boss.

Thug 3: We Star Gang will someday rule the world!

Police: Hey you! You guys were destroying things! You're under arrest!

Thug 1: Our members will come for more!

Soon afterwards...

Peach: We're home.

Link: You and Zelda were on TV.

DK: It said that you fought members of the Star Gang.

Mewtwo: This Star Gang is getting dangerous as ever.

Yoshi: We need to keep an eye on them.

Phone: ring

Bowser: (Answers) For the 100th time, this is not Caesar's Pizza Palace!!!!!

Samus: You'll be happy about this, Roy.

Roy: Fashion tickets! It 2 days from now. I'll go.

Zelda: Pervert

Roy: You wouldn't call it pervert. Fashion are to be admired by people who view the clothes and bodies as beauty, art, and god-given gifts.

Some times later, in the Smashers' underground lab.

Falco: What's that strange machine the size of a desk?

Fox: My father made it years ago. It's a machine for creating war tools.

Falco: Sounds cool.

Fox: I wouldn't want to make dangerous weapons, we don't need them.

Falco: Looks like it's still working.

Fox: There's someone viewing us from the window near the ceiling!

Falco: There's no one.

Fox: I'm sure I saw it.

Ness and Young Link (YL) were out in the snow.

Ness: Winter made baseball close.

YL: It's funner to play in the snow.

Pokey: NESS!!!!!

Ness: Not again.

Pokey: I'm gonna get you! See my super-duper-ultra-magnificent butt slam! (Jumps at Ness)

Ness used PK Fire to burn Pokey's butt, sending Pokey flying into the distance like a lighted firework.

YL: Poor him.

Ness: Serve him right.

Both of them were being watched from a camera hidden in a tree, which was transmitted to a hidden base.

???: They're one of the 26 Smashers. I've decided to make a deal with them in order to obtain their weapon-making machine.

Thug: What deal will you make, boss?

That night...

Luigi: Saw the TV news? A Star Gang member attacked an old woman. Suddenly, Pokey fell from the sky and landed on the member, thus making Pokey well known.

Ness: They should thanks me instead.

Phone: ring

Bowser: (Answers) You $#&%!@ moron! This is not Caesar's Pizza Palace!!!!!

Captain Falcon (CF): THIEF!!!! STOP!!!!!

Mario: Whatsa wrong?

CF: A Star Gang member came in from the window and stole my best F-Zero vehicle model!!!!! He's still on the street!

Kirby: What are we waiting for? Let's go get him!

The Smashers ran out the house and went after the thief.

Member: I'm chased! I'll never be able to escape!

Jigglypuff rolled after the thief and caught him.

Member: Forgive me! I was following my boss's order!

CF: Who is your boss and why did you stole my toy!

Suddenly, the Star Gang member exploded in bloody pieces.

Popo: Eew...

Nana: How horrible!

CF: Good thing my toy is all right.

In the base...

???: Good thing I attached a remote bomb onto him and detonate it before he tells the truth. My first plan to swap the toy for the weapon-making machine failed!

Back home...

Dr. Mario: Why did the Star Gang stole Falcon's toy.

CF: They're interested in car models?

The first chapter ends here. Who is the boss of the Star Gang? He seems to know who the Smashers are. You'll know it very soon. Please read and review.