Chapter 1: Pan's arrival
The space pod is about to land but the person holding the fake prop accidentally falls over and crushes the background.
BMR: CUT! WTF DID YOU DO TO MY SET!
Trunks: does this mean we can go home early?
Chapter 1: Pan's arrival
Bardock suddenly froze, and turned to Pan.
"You'll see her when you pass away little one." Pan's eyes widened.
"You mean she's..." Bardock nodded.
"yep she's join the convent!"
Director anime falls
Vegeta: woo hoo yippee yahooed Bardock finally got a sense of humor said sarcastically
BMR: CUT GOD DAMN IT!
Chapter 2: Ryanna's son
"Wow talk about your daily needs!" Ryanna let out a small laugh but it turned bigger as Pan flung herself onto the bed but then fell over landing flat on her face on the floor.
BMR: oh for the love of- slaps a hand on her face CUT!
Pan shot her head up from the pillow she was laying on.
Ryanna turned to her and smiled almost sadly. "He's…. he's my former lover. I ended up having his baby so now we have pleasurable night together to myself from going crazy."
Trunks & Bardock: Aw what about me!
BMR: CU- why do I bother… NEXT SCENE!
The older saiyan nearly gawked as the young female emerged very exposed. Bardock shook his head and tried to keep his stare off of Ryanna's chest.
"Eh, Um, oh, uh….."
BMR: groans BARDOCK!
Bardock: yes um sorry, sorry!
Trunks & Goten: O.O Boobies….
Ryanna: Perverts! slaps them both
BMR: NEXT SCENE AND GIVE ME SOME MIDOL AND A SNICKERS WHILE YOUR AT IT!
Bardock leant down and sucked lightly at Ryanna's neck. Ryanna's eyes drifted close and her arms lifted up to his spiky mass of hair.
Trunks &Goten: WHY DOES HE GET ALL THE BOOBIES?
BMR: CUT! TRUNKS! GOTEN!
Trunks & Goten: point at each other HE DID IT!
Pan: Well that's another 50 zeni down the tubes wasted on these two
BMR: luckily Bulma is in charge of finances.. NEXT SCENE!
Goten: YAY MY BOOBY TIME!
Goten smiled at her and kissed her warm pink lips. "I wouldn't have it any other way Bra."
Knock, Knock "Princess Bra, this is Simone. I'm looking for master Goten," forget the rest of her lines so she improvises. "He forgot his dirty laundry in the Prince's room."
Goten: Shhh that was supposed to be kept secret!
Bra: can't help but laugh
Trunks: Disgusted shocked look on his face Goten!
Goten: hey boobies may be low but you can still play with them!
BMR: Anime falls Aye, aye, aye I can't work like this! CUT AND NEXT!
Pan looked confused. "A party... for what?"
Trunks: sings It's my party and I can cry if I want to!
BMR: smacks a hand to her face
Pan looked at Ryanna's neck but didn't see a mark. "But you're not marked." Ryanna nodded. Pan gave a baffled look. "I don't get you Ryanna. You're talking to me in riddles. Out of everyone I've met you seem to be the unhappiest, and yet you have everyone eating out of the palm of your hand. Just give me a straight answer... who's the father?"
Ryanna: Okay I'll be honest… The baby is yours pan.
Pan: Anime fall and whole crew laughs and snickers
BMR: I swear there is too many Yaoi people out there I could have fun with… Okay enough with that NEXT!
Most of the heads in the room looked towards them. Pan smirked and looked at Ryanna who smirked back; however it stopped as her heel collapsed and she fell face first down the stairs.
Ryanna: OUCH YPOWCH OOH OW! clunk Ooh that did not tickle.
BMR: cracks a smile Hey can't beat them join them laughs and cuts to the next scene
As it did a tired figure turns in her sleep. Next to her was her love partner, someone she had freely given herself to. Pan smiled and she brushed some of Trunks' fallen hair from his face. As she did his hair revealed it to be Ryanna in a Trunks wig. "Hello Honey"
Pan: SHITAMMA! jumps out of bed scared and everyone cracks up
ACTION!…… I think.
"That's it Bardock!" She turned to him in a snarl. "This game ends now!" She raises her fist but stops and pulls him into a kiss.
BMR: Geh RYANNA!
Ryanna: Breaks away I'm sorry but he's so god damn sexy! It's the spandex!
Vegeta & Bardock: Spandex! I'm to sexy for shirts… to sexy for leather.. TOO SEXY! WE WEAR SPANDEX!
BMR: sigh what can I say.. It is god damn sexy purrs and jumsp into Vegeta's arms
Bulma: HEY OFF MY SAIYAN HE'S MINE!
BMR: Prove it Briefs Tackle each other and fight over Vegeta
Goten: Gets into director chair and calls out in bull horn And CUT!
"How is it painful for you? She's the one that might loose her baby." Bardock looked at her. "If you think she loves Trunks you're wrong!" Pauses forgetting her line. "It's me who she loves!"
Ryanna: You know it baby! Jumps into pans arms causing them both to fall down ACK!
BMR: cuts and bruises all over and a tooth missing CUT! NEXT SCENE!
Pan shrugged. "I don't know what to tell you." Trunks woke up, "oh my head." Rolling her eyes Pan helped him up while Bra continued to get Goten to wake up. "Trunks have you..."
"Ryanna what's the deal with you answering your door in a bra. Did you and Pan get down and dirty last night?" Pan looks at him and whacks him upside the head making everyone laugh.
Ryanna: "You're just jealous Boxer Boy cause I got to pan before you did!"
Goten: Wakes up BOOBIES! Bra whacks him causing him to fall unconscious again
BMR: sighs for the millionth time that day Cut…. ROLL EM!
When he trained he wore his saiyan outfit which Ryanna constantly told him he looked "Hot" in or so the Earthlings would call it.
"Where are the kids?"
Bardock sat at the edge of her desk it cracked and broke causing him to fall on Ryanna knocking the chair back and the camera to fall causing a messed up scene.
Ryanna: oof sexy baka get off me… no wait don't get off.. No do no.. ACK YOU DAMN SEXY MAN YOU ARE MAKING ME CONFUSED
Vegeta: comes out in his blue spandex suit and a microphone in his hand I'm too sexy for a shirt… too sexy for leather.. Too sexy… I wear leather!
BMR: CUT OK edit that and paste.. That's a wrap! dances with Vegeta He's too sexy for a shirt, too sexy for leather… he wears SPANDEX! WOO!
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