Where Do Babies Come From?
By: Crystal Unicorn2
A Chibi Story
Brianna was sitting on the couch watching TV when Chibi Duo came down the stairs in his pajamas and sat down next to Brianna.
Chibi Duo: I can't sleep.
Brianna: So I see.
Chibi Duo: I have a question..
Brianna: And I might have an answer.
Chibi Duo: Where do babies come from?
Brianna, who was drinking a cup of milk at the time, nearly chocked.
Brianna: Duo, go to bed.
Chibi Duo: But I wanna know where!
Brianna: And I wanna know why I have the miniature versions of the Gundam Wing characters as adoptive children.
Chibi Duo: You also want the larger version of me as a boyfriend.
Brianna: How did you know?
Chibi Duo: Cuz I see you talking to your poster.
Brianna: Go to bed.
Chibi Duo: But…
Chibi Duo gets up and goes back up stairs just as Chibi Heero is coming down.
Chibi Heero: Whatcha watchin?
Brianna: Not sure.
Chibi Heero: I have a question.
Brianna: If it's the same question as Duo's, the answer is K Mart.
Chibi Heero: BABIES COME FROM K MART???
At the sound, all the chibis came down and gave Brianna a shocked look.
Brianna: Or Wal Mart. But if you're worth a lot, JC Penny or Billards.
Chibi Relena: Am I from JC Penny?
Chibi Heero: No. You're from a hardware store..
Chibi Relena: Am not!
Chibi Heero: Are too!
Chibi Wufei: Where am I from?
Chibi Treize: Wallgreens.
Chibi Wufei: Meany!! Well YOU'RE from a Dollar Store!!
Chibi Treize: Insults!! I will not stand for this! Draw your weapon, Chang!
They both pull out plastic sword and duel.
Chibi Duo: Brianna, do babies REALLY come from stores?
Chibi Duo: Then where did YOU come from?
Brianna: Wal Mart.
Chibi Duo: Do animal babies come from stores?
Chibi Duo: Then where?
Brianna: All animals are related to rocks.
Chibi Duo: Why?
Brianna: Cuz they're stupid.
Just as Brianna stopped changing the channels, it stopped on A Baby's Story on TLC channel. Just when the woman had given birth.
Chibi Duo: Brianna, she's not at a store.
Brianna: I realized.
Chibi Duo: Then how can she have a baby?
A/N: I know. Stupid. But it's my first chibi story in quite a while. Please review!