A Dumb, belated Christmas filk/parody. Flames will be ignored, all other comments, enjoyed.

Treize Got Ran Over By A Gundam

Treize got ran over by a Gundam

Walking home from Oz, Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Yuy

But as for me and Zechsy, we believe

It was getting pretty late

And we told him not to go

But he'd forgotten his bubble bath

And he wandered out the door into the snow.

When we found him the next morning

At the scene of the attack

He had a gun hole in his forehead

And a giant Gundam footprint in his back.

Treize got ran over by a Gundam

Walking home from Oz, Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Yuy

But as for me and Zechsy, we believe

We're a little scared of Une

One side of her is still smiling

But when she puts on those glasses

She screams and blows holes in everything

It's not Christmas without Treize

And we all must hide from Une.

I'm stuck in the closet with Relena

Could someone please hand me a gun?

Treize got ran over by a Gundam

Walking home from Oz, Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Yuy

But as for me and Zechsy, we believe

Now Une has been sedated

And we're wandering why we did

We might really need her

When Kushrenada finds out about his kid

Now if you want to go outside

You'll know that your life's through

If the ground starts shaking

And a voice says "Omae o Korosu"

Treize got ran over by  a Gundam

Walking home from Oz, Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Yuy

But as for me and Zechsy, we believe

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Disclaimer: Do I LOOK like I own anything? *pats empty pockets*