Disney's SMACKDOWN EXTREME

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CHAPTER 1: "Pete's Opportunity"

The WWE intro is shown. Following it is the intro to SmackDown!, and after that fireworks go off as the color commentators of the show speak with a guest by their side.

MICHAEL: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WWE Thursday Night SmackDown! at Madison Square Garden in New York City, NY, where almost anything can happen in professional wrestling! Hello, everyone, I'm Michael Cole with Tazz and the return of an old friend, Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

TAZZ: Guys, I can only think of one good thing that happened like 3 days ago on RAW, when Mickey Mouse became the new World Champion when he defeated that son-of-a-bitch we call Pete in a Cage Match!

JESSE: It was an unforgettable fight 3 days ago, Tazz. We have a new champ, and it's the World's Happiest Mouse, Mickey. His girlfriend, Minnie, has got to be as happy as he is, my fellow commentators.

Paul Heyman's music plays, making boos come out of the fans at the Garden.

AUDIENCE: Boo!

MICHAEL: Here comes the SmackDown! General Manager, Paul Heyman!

JESSE: I just heard that this guy's a creep, is that right?

TAZZ: Yeah.

The camera pans across seeing a sign saying, "Heyman sucks," as Heyman speaks on the microphone.

HEYMAN: Shut up and listen to me!!

AUDIENCE: Boo!

HEYMAN: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to SmackDown! Let me introduce the man who has made this company on the backs of Hulk Hogan and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon!!

AUDIENCE: Boo!

No Chance in Hell plays, making the boos much larger.

TAZZ: Here comes the biggest asshole in WWE.

The camera pans the Garden, catching a sign saying, "Go to hell, McMahon!"

JESSE: Guys, look at this. The Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment is walking like an old guy.

MICHAEL: Will you hush your mouth, Jesse?

JESSE: All right.

MR. McMAHON: Paul, what I saw 3 days ago was the WORST DISASTER IN THE HISTORY OF WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT!!

AUDIENCE: Boo!

HEYMAN: You're right about that, Mr. McMahon. Which is why I'm giving former champion, Pete, the opportunity to face Mickey Mouse tonight in a rematch.

MICKEY: Oh, HELL YEAH!!

The camera comes up to the third-highest row in the arena to find Mickey and Minnie.

MICKEY: Ya know sumthin', Mr. I'm-An-Asshole?

AUDIENCE: What?

MICKEY: I've been thinkin' 'bout fightin' Pete again.

AUDIENCE: What?

MICKEY: If ya wanna see a rematch between me and Pete where I end up whippin' his ass all the way ta hell, GIMME A HELL YEAH!!

AUDIENCE: HELL YEAH!!!!

JESSE: OH, HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

MR. McMAHON: Very well. But I decide only. Tonight, Mickey, you're gonna defend the World Heavyweight Championship against Pete in a FIRST BLOOD MATCH!!

TAZZ: What the hell?!

JESSE: Hey, Michael.

MICHAEL: Yeah.

JESSE: What's he mean, First Blood?

MICHAEL: He'll explain how to win it, I guess.

MR. McMAHON: To win a First Blood Match, Mickey Mouse, you must hit your opponent a lotta times, until any part of his body, even his face, BLEEDS. There are no pinfalls, there are no submissions, and the best thing for both you and Pete, NO DISQUALIFICATIONS.

JESSE: Mickey can't survive that! Not against a monster like Pete.

Voodoo Child plays, signaling Pete's arrival at Madison Square Garden, making boos.

AUDIENCE: Boo!

TAZZ: Well, here comes the Pain!

MR. McMAHON: Pete, I'm so glad you're here. I've pitted you in a First Blood Match tonight for the World Title.

Heyman moves the microphone to Pete.

PETE: Yes! Ha ha! You are gonna bruise so easily, that you'll die!

AUDIENCE: Boo!

PETE: If you lose the match, which you WILL, you and your girlfriend must retire from professional wrestling and acting FOREVER!!

MICHAEL: Now, that's just mean!

JESSE: That jackass!!!

PETE: But if I do not win the title back to my Nation of Domination, I will walk, and I will quit as professional wrestler and actor, I will retire!!

Pete's announcement causes cheers and applause from the audience.

TAZZ: Yes! I knew he was gonna say that!

JESSE: Good, 'cuz that guy's been botherin' me my whole LIFE!!!

SmackDown! fades to its first commercial break.