Disclaimer: SickmindedSucker does NOT, I repeat, NOT own X men or X men evolution. She's just having fun with this for her own sick, twisted enjoyment ^___^

SS: Thank you Azure. for your. uh. lovely disclaimer. Hope you all like the fic! And if you don't, well. tell me in a review and I'll see if I care enough to fix something or not ( By the way, I'm not gonna do kurts accent just because I really suck at them, and I'm going to attempt to do Rogue and Remys. this is going to be interesting.

Beep beep beep beep. Rogue moaned and made a fist and smacked her alarm clock. "Damn piece of crap," she muttered and buried her face in her pillow. She faintly heard a bamf and smelled sulfur and groaned.

"Gut morning mein schwester, isn't it a gorgeous day!" Kurt said happily.

"Go away elf or Ah swear Ah'm gonna suck ya dry," Rogue threatened and held up her bare hand.

"Uh-uh, that's not working today Rogue," Kurt said while jumping on her bed. Rogue growled and threw a pillow at him. He dodged it and landed at her side. "Come on sleepy head, we have to get o school and you have 10 minutes to get something to eat before Scott leaves," Kurt said and ported out of the room. Rogue hesitantly dragged her body out of bed and over to her closet. She was thankful she had taken a shower last night. She grabbed her clothes and head to the bathroom to wash her face and brush her teeth. When she got here she was surprised to see that no one was in there and assumed they were all downstairs eating breakfast. She quickly brushed her hair and teeth and groggily went downstairs. She raised her eyebrow when she saw everyone piled into the common room. She walked in and sat down next to Kitty.

"What's goin' on Kit?" Rogue asked her unusually perky friend.

"Come on Rogue, you like, know what day it is," Kitty said with a huge smile on her face.

"Yeah, its Friday thank gawd," Rogue said sinking into the couch.

"Oh, you like, know what I mean Rogue, its like, Valentines Day!" Kitty squealed. Rogue groaned at hearing the very name of the day that she hated and rolled her eyes.

"Just what are we all doin' in here anyway?" Rogue asked exasperated.

"Oh, were like, waiting to see what Scott gives Jean!" Kitty exclaimed. Rogue gave her a deadpan look. She couldn't believe it.

"Ah swear ya'll are a bunch a screwballs!" Rogue yelled and got up from her spot on the couch. "Valentines Day is just a stupid fuckin' commercial holiday where stores just want ya'lls money!" Rogues yelling brought Ororo, Logan, Xavier, Scott and Jean into the room.

"Stripes, what's goin' on here," Logan growled raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, Rogue's just in one of her, like, moods because of what, like, today is," Kitty said as she turned around to look at the instructors. Rogue growled much like Logan had and glared at Kitty.

"No, Ah'm just not pathetic enough to sit around and watch Scott fawn ovah Jean," as Rogue said this, Scott and Jean turned red and looked away from each other.

"Now Rogue." Xavier began but was cut off as Rogue turned around and glared at them and started walking.

"Screw this, shit, Ah'm outta here," she said in a low voice and walked right in between Logan and Xavier. "And don't worry bout a ride Scott, Ah got mah own form o' transportation," she then proceeded to walk out the door and slam it.

"What did she mean she had a ride? She doesn't have a car," Jean said. Then they heard the roar of a motorcycle and Logan's eyes widened. He quickly shoved his hand in his pocket and felt around.

"Damn it, she took my keys!!!" Logan yelled as everyone ran out the front door to indeed see Logan's bike turning onto the road and speeding off. Kurt and Kitty started snickering. "What's so funny Elf, Half-Pint," Logan turned and narrowed his eyes at them. Kitty immediately stopped and looked at Kurt, motioning for him to answer.

"Vell, heir Logan, its just a little funny that even with your super hearing and smell, she was still able to take your keys out of your pocket without you noticing," Kurt said sheepishly. Logan growled and was about to say something when stepped in.

"Come on guys, we've got to get to school," he said as he pulled out his own car keys. Kurt and Kitty nodded quickly and ran inside to get their stuff.

Ok, first chapter up, I really hope ya'll like it, but if you don't, s'all good, were all entitled to our own opinions. If you want to review, great, if you don't, that's good too, but any reviews would be appreciated!

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