We are not insane. We do not own LOTR, nor do we own Barney (not that we'd
want to..)

"We Loves It, It Loves Us" to the tune of "I Love You, You Love Me" from
Barney

We loves it,
It loves us,
We adores our Prec-i-ous!
We puts it on,
Become invisible;
No more seeing Sméagol!