Gourry's Sword – terminal_insanity (A parody of Rick Springfield's 'Jesse's Girl')

Gourry is a friend

Yeah, he's always been protecting me all this time

But there's something 'bout him that ain't hard to define

Gourry's got the Sword of Light and I wanna make it mine

But he's got it strapped by his side

And he polishes it every night, I just know it

And he sleeps with it in his arms, late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Gourry's sword

I wish that I had Gourry's sword

Where can I find a weapon like that?

I act like I don't really care

I'm really itching to steal it away

You know I feel so guilty when he starts acting sweet

I wanna change my mind and leave it then the demons reappear

And he whips it out and it's glowing

And it can kill demons like Shabby, we've all seen it

And even Xelloss ain't immune to it, though he'd like to be

You know, I wish that I had Gourry's sword

I wish that I had Gourry's sword

Where can I find a weapon like that?

Like Gourry's sword

I wish that I had Gourry's sword

Where can I find a weapon

Where can I find a weapon like that?

And he's following me all the time

Offering to protect me from bad guys

Even though I'm a sorceress genius

He still treats me like a boobless little kid

Tell me

Where can I find a weapon like that?

You know, I wish that I had Gourry's sword
I wish that I had Gourry's sword
I want Gourry's sword
Where can I find a weapon like that?
Like Gourry's sword
I wish that I had Gourry's sword
(I want) I want Gourry's sword