Hey Battousai (She Likes Me For Me) – terminal_insanity (A Parody of Blessid Union of Souls' 'Hey Leonardo…')

She don't care about my gloom

And she don't care about my trenchcoat

And that's real good 'cause Shishio trashed it bad

Though if he didn't it wouldn't mean nothin'

She likes me for me

Even though I'm such broody bishie

Thinks that everyone acts fishy

When it's only me

And what she sees

Is my loyalty and actions

My fixed determination

And the skill that helps me when I fight

She don't care about my swords

Or my kodachis in a pair

Things like that just never appealed much to her

Though she's a violent ninja girl

And she forgives me though I hurt her

So many times over again

She's the only one who can

Make me a better man and

Make me wanna change

She likes me for me

Not because I hang with Battousai-san

Or that Shinsengumi wolf-cop

I think Saitou's his name

She's the one for me

And I just can't leave without her

Even though it's to protect her

'Cause she'd just follow me wherever I go

'Cause she'd just follow me wherever I go

Yeah she'd just follow me wherever I go

Meditating in peace

As the tea beside me grows cold on the mat

The feelings I'm afraid of are gonna show up

Regardless of what I want

She likes me for me

Even though I'm such a frigid iceberg

And because I'm such a bishie

I like her for her

Even though she's stubborn like a donkey

Mischievous just like a monkey

Why does she waste all her heart on me?

I must have a trait that I cannot see (cannot see)

She likes me for me

Not because I helped in killing Shishio

I can make good soup with miso

Unlike that Kaoru girl

And what she sees

Is that I won't leave without her

'Cause she'd just follow me wherever I go

Wherever I go

Wherever

Yeah she'd just follow me wherever I go