TITLE: Air Force One

AUTHOR: Mara Jade

EMAIL: marajade764@yahoo.co.uk



SUMMARY: Watching a film with SG1.

SPOILERS: As far as I remember, none

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is just a little fic that I thought of watching Air Force One. Its based pretty much on My reaction, and my Dad's reaction to the scene mentioned! :D Thanks to everyone who has been reviewing my other stories, this is for you guys! :D


DISCLAIMER: The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.


"Sir, You did good." The F16 pilot paused a moment before saluting.

In the Cockpit of Air Force One, James Marshall, president of the United States of America, returned the salute, a grim expression on his face.

"Oh, come on!" Sam exclaimed, throwing her hands up in disgust. "As if he could see him from that far away."

"Oh, for crying out loud! He can't see him from there!" Jack shouted simultaneously.

"I do not understand," Teal'c told them, frowning at the television screen.

"What's not to understand?" Jack replied. "If you're looking out of the cockpit of Air Force One from that distance, there is no way you would be able to see a tiny little F16 pilot salute."

"No. I am referring to yours, and MajorCarter's repeated exclamations throughout this film, point out inadequacies and shortcomings in the film. Why?"

"Why do we nitpick? Because it's blatantly wrong!" Sam told him, shrugging.

"Yet you do not do so when we are watching films that are completely intuitional, such as Star Wars."

"Well, yeah, but Star Wars isn't supposed to be real. Films like this are trying to pretend that it's real," Jack replied.

"I see."

"D'you know, us Americans are the only people that salute without a hat on. Everyone else will only salute if they're wearing a hat," Daniel mumbled sleepily, giving a huge yawn, still several sentences behind. "In England, it's because they're paying respect to the Queen, by saluting the badge that represents the queen," he mumbled, stifling another yawn.

"That must be nice for you, Daniel," Sam told him kindly, sharing an amused look with Jack.


"Yeah, Jack?"

"Go back to sleep."

"Okay, Jack."

"…Oh, as if the plane would suddenly drop like that, just because the cable came loose!"


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