Shuichi's Shiny Shiny Song For His Sweet Yuki

By Ryuichi and Shuichi

Authors Note:

(Japanese-English)

Baka Neko- Stupid Cat

This is meant to be funny and not taken seriously. 

Ryuichi: Yeah! I love Yuki na no da!!!!!

Shuichi: NOOOOOO!!!!!! *makes a fist* Yuki is mine!

Yuki: Baka!

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Yuki is a b*st*rd,

Da na na na na,

Who like's it up the b*t*,

Da na na na na,

He r*p*s me hard, long, and rough,

Da na na na na,

He likes Mr. ASK, who r*p*d me and took pictures,

Da na na na na,

He was r*p*d for ten dolla,

Da na na na na,

He had his crotch sniffed,

Da na na na na,

He cross dresses for success,

Da na na na na,

Mr. K says "It's show time folks",

Da na na na na,

Yuki is the biggest b*st*rd,

Da na na na na,

His brother in law wants to shank him,

Da na na na na,

His sister is a b*tch, who ran me over,

Da na na na na,

Yuki's brother molested me and said he wanted to take me to the end of the world,

Da na na na na,

Yuki smokes to much after sex and stinks up the room,

Da na na na na,

He likes me to dress up like a huge banana for him, and rub my stem on the bed,

Da na na na na,

Hiiro is gonna kick his ass if he makes me cry again,

Da na na na na,

He enjoys shanking, even though he'll never admit it,

Da na na na na,

But Yuki admits to being a b*st*rd with pride,

Da na na na na,

Ryuichi dresses up as a bunny to turn me on,

Da na na na na,

Hiiro turned straight for Yuki's wh%re,

Da na na na na,

Fujisaki had sex with Mr. K,

Da na na na na,

Yuki is my shiny shiny na no da,

Da na na na na,

I say, "La Li Ho!",

Da na na na na,

I want new world with Yuki,

Da na na na na,

My battery suit energizes Yuki,

Da na na na na,

Yuki is a baka neko b*st*rd na no da,

Da na na na na,

My manager is Bra man (From Anime I! My! Me! Strawberry Eggs),

Da na na na na,

Yuki left me at the amusement park, what a b*tch,

Da na na na na,

Yuki gets off on Nittle Grasper videos,

Da na na na na,

Ryuichi falls on the ground anime style after hearing this,

Da na na na na,

Hiiro has his vein pop out and a tear drop appears,

Da na na na na,

Yuki is mine, I caught him first,

Da na na na na,

Yuki says this song is different, but still crap, and that he's never wrong,

Da na na na na,

Yuki is the worlds biggest b*st*rd, but I love him!