EPILOGUE

Somewhere in the vast reaches of infinity, YHWH, the vengeful Old Testament god who rules over the World of Darkness, is enjoying some quality time with his favorite person

YHWH
What a mess. Next time your brother approaches you with a bright idea, do me a favor and just... dodge. OK, Abel?

Abel chuckles

ABEL
Sure, boss. To be fair though, how was he supposed to know that the concept of "killing" worked on humans, too?

YHWH
Meh. All this nonsense. The whole universe and all. I did them a favor, really, ending it all. (Sneers) Clueless bastards.

ABEL
They didn't exactly catch on quickly, did they?

YHWH huffs

YHWH
The very fabric of reality was unraveling, but they just ignored all inconsistencies! Not to mention all the retconning... (Shakes head) How could everyone miss the fact that history just *changed* sometimes?

ABEL
Well, everyone except Malkav.

YHWH (Sigh)
The poor boy tried so hard to make it all fit. Now wonder he lost it.

ABEL
So, does this mean the World of Darkness is gone?

YHWH
Gone? I should hope not! No, actually I'm recreating the whole thing...

ABEL
Really? Can I help?

YHWH
Let's see... How would you like to be the progenitor of vampires?

ABEL (Musing)
Well, "Abelites" does have a certain ring to it...

A flea jumps on Abel's shoulder

FLEA
Beware me! I'm the god of darkness! The victor of Gehenna! Free crack for everyone!

Abel shudders and squishes it. YHWH and Abel exchange a meaningful look. Then, as if triggered by some invisible signal, they both burst out laughing. A cheery acoustic tune starts as the camera slowly zooms out from the laughing pair. Red curtains close, and giant letters in gold and silver appear

THE END