Chapter 1:

Lucius Malfoy Makes A T-shirt

Lucius Malfoy sat at his very big and very shiny table, hunched over a bunch of black fabric. The tip of his really amazingly elegant and, some say, athletic tongue was sticking out of his mouth as he carefully painted silver letters on the t- shirt. From time to time he muttered the letters P, I, M, and P a little to himself, tense with concentration. After a very, very long time he held up the T-shirt, and cocked his head from side to side, as if trying to look at it from various angles. Finally, he nodded apprehensively, and walked away.

The next day, Severus Snape suddenly found himself confronting a very strange T-shirt slogan. "Lucius," he said, his eyes glued to the word proudly displayed on Lucius' aristocratic chest, "What is a PIPM?"