AN: I own nothing and no one portrayed here. I don't know who "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer" belongs to, but it certainly isn't me. As for it not being Christmas anymore, who cares?

This is dedicated to Red Witch, since she liked the idea so much.



Announcer (Kitty): Well ladies and gentlemen, the Xavier Institute's first annual No Talent Night has certainly been a success so far. Let's hear it for Gambit and Cyclops; *somewhat sarcastically * I never would have envisioned the two of you doing "Sunglasses at Night". Now I give you the only young man who can be crowded in his own company, Multiple Madrox and his singing Dupes!

*Jamie walks on stage followed by four duplicates dressed as reindeer. Bobby is up above the stage on a scaffolding, creating a light snowfall *

Dupes: Logan got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from Harry's Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Bobby we believe

Jamie: He'd been drinking too much Molson's,
And we begged him not to go,
But he forgot his healing factor, and he
Staggered out the door into the snow,
When we found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
He had hoof-prints on his forehead,
And incriminating claw marks on the deer.

Dupes: Logan got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from Harry's Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Bobby we believe

Jamie: Now we're all so proud of Xavier,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching hockey,
Drinking Earl Grey and
Playing chess with Magneto
It's not Christmas without Logan,
All the students dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we set up a DR session
Or Lasertag?

Dupes: Lasertag!

Dupes: Logan got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from Harry's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Bobby we believe

Jamie: Now the goose would be on the table
And the stuffing made of bread
But Kitty did the cooking
So we all ordered out for Chinese instead
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out and stay inside
They should never give a license
To a man who took driver's ed
With our Miss Pryde

Dupes: Logan got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Harry's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Bobby we belieeeeeeeeeve!

*applause *

Announcer: Ummm..like THANKS, Jamie. Shouldn't you be hiding..I mean going now? I think I hear Logan coming.

Jamie and Dupes: EEP!

*SNIKT *

*Jamies exit building with Kurt's help *

~Fin~