Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Xmen. I know you all are disappointed.

Hello peoples!! HAHA!!! I am so back with this story for right now. At first I was going to leave it the way it was, but I changed my mind. Yeah, after thinking about it for a full five minutes, I decided to actually complete a story. (holds her hands up to cease the applaud) I know I know… I'm completing a story on my own. And it took me what? A year? (laughs maniacally)

Heaven's a Lie

" Welcome to my

Nightmare babes…"

Rogue rolled over with a groan, a sweep of nausea curling up in her stomach. Glancing up at the clock, it read 1:30.

" Urrrrggggg…"

Rogue pulled herself up from the comfort of her warm bed and staggered over to the bathroom.

" How long is this going to happen…." she groaned to herself.

Remy turned over in the bed, sensing the missing warmth of his spouse. Yawning slightly, he rubbed the sleep from his eyes and threw his legs over the edge of the bed. Shifting slightly, Remy stretched; his bare chest glistening under the moonlight. He wore nothing but a pair of spiderman boxers. He and Rogue had been married for almost a year already, it was during one of Rogue's daily sessions with Xavier did they find out she was pregnant. Remy was ecstatic, if that was putting it lightly. Rogue had been in too much of a shock to express any of the emotions. But it hit her full blast later and it resulted in Rogue jumping around for a full hour.

Hearing the sounds of his wife retching, Remy quickly jolted up from the bed. By the time he walked in, Rogue had finished but was still hanging over the toilet bowl. Remy walked over to her and placed his hand soothingly upon her lower back, knowing that it was probably aching.

" Y' alright dere, chere?"

Rogue groaned at him and slowly stood up with Remy's assistance, his arm wrapped around her waist. Rogue reached into the bathroom cabinet and pulled out her toothbrush and some toothpaste. She couldn't stand the taste of vomit in her mouth.

As she began to brush her teeth, Remy began to stare directly at Rogue's stomach which was still flat by the way, a grin spreading across his face. Rogue noticed the direction of his gaze and rolled her eyes. Spitting out the paste and rinsing her mouth out with Listerine, she turned to face Remy; her emerald eyes glittering mischievously.

" Yes Remy, ah am carrying yo' child…so ya can stop gawking now." she spoke sarcastically.

Remy flashed her a heartstopping smile.

" Sorry, chere, Remy can't help it.."

Rogue smiled back at him and pat his already ruffled auburn hair. She opened her mouth to say something when she suddenly felt a pull in the back of her mind; her face turned into a slight frown. Remy noticed her change of disposition, and quickly grabbed her shoulders.

" What be de matter, Rogue? Is he back?"

Rogue nodded at him, her frown disappearing.

" It seems that Jason is a wee bit peeved about mah happiness.."

Remy frowned darkly.

" Well tell Jason dat he can shove it…."

Rogue placed a hand over his mouth, shushing him.

" Ah'm afraid that wouldn't be the nice thang t' do….Besides, ah have a better way of pissing him off."

Remy leaned closer to her.

" And what would dat be?"

Rogue closed her eyes and concentrated hard. After a small moment, Rogue's eyes snapped back open. Remy looked at her expectantly.

" Sooo?…"

Rogue pointed over to the mirror.

" Have a Looksee."

Remy stared into the mirror and nearly jumped out of his boxers. Staring back at him was an infuriated Jason; his mouth moving with no sound coming out. Remy glanced back over at Rogue, who was grinning like a madman.

Remy opened his mouth to question her but was cut short when Rogue pulled his face down to hers, his filled with surprise, hers with lust. Rogue kissed him with a need that out burned the sun, and he, being as deeply in love with her that he was, did the only thing that seemed plausible. He pressed her against the wall and kissed back.

Jason's face in the mirror literally exploded with rage, his eyes flaring dangerously. It had come to the point in which the mirror slowly developed a crack through the middle.

Rogue and Remy separated, both panting but with grins on their faces. They glanced over at the mirror and the fuming Jason.

" Ah think that got the point across."

Remy wrapped his arm around her waist, his crimson eyes glowing gleefully.

" Oui, it definitely said somet'ing alright."

With that, Rogue and Remy walked out of the bathroom, Jason still screaming in the mirror.

There we go, a short last chapter. I know. But who cares, at least I ended it. (applauds herself)

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED MY STORY, OR LIKE MY STORY!! OR WAS AMUSED BY MY STORY!!! OR READ IT BUT DIDN'T REVIEW!!! I LOVE YOU ALL MAN AND WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD, I MAKE SURE YOU ALL HAVE INSTANT DEATHS INSTEAD OF SLOW AND TORTUROUS ONES!!!

Epilogue:

Rogue gave birth to Jose and Jose grew up lived an unsuccessful life as an Xman politician, got possessed by Jason, and died. The end.

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