After I read pikapal101's Fic (hi again by the way:D) I went looking for fic's to pass some time, then I came across this old chestnut of mine and I thought well, I'm tired, I'm sick, full of cold and really don't have anytime to be writing fan fiction - why not update this Fic.

I know, I know. I said I was never going to continue with this Fic, but although I think it's absolutely appalling, some of you seem to like it and it gives me the opportunity to talk to myself ... why not, Lets just all agree, in advance that this Fic is terrible - nothing compared to such works as "somewhere else" "Conversations" "Underneath your clothes" "Love and friendship" "getting started" and "hollow ship"

Well maybe it would have been easier to just mention the authors... Noydb, LuvsRimmer, Kipper's vindaloo and Feline ranger... Their is more, but these are some of my fav Fics...which I must admit have read each, way to many times :P

So, this is an update, I have no idea if I will do another one so I apologise... and again I apologise for this Fic, I know what it's like to read terrible fan fiction - And no, I'm not picking on red dwarf ones...There are at least 10 different fandoms I have read, and I have read hundreds of Fics, so of course you do come across some awful Fics, wherever you are who wrote that Fic in text type - I'm still angry about that! And I'm not the angry type!

Ak! Essay! - If only I could apply this to my real work...

Toodles xXx


11.12 D. Lister

What's it like down there in the 'bowels of the ship'? (A/N did you know this is in the dictionary, yes? never mind then)

11.12 A.J.Rimmer

Mind numbing

11.12 D. Lister

Really? Thought it was intriguing yesterday

11.12 A.J.Rimmer

The engines are intriguing Listy, the bowels are not

11.13 D. Lister

But aren't the engines within the bowels?

11.13 A.J.Rimmer

Yes, but not in this bit, I think I'm lost

11.13 D. Lister

Why where are you?

11.13 A.J.Rimmer

Do you really need me to answer that?

11.13 D. Lister

Not really, the mirror is giving me a pretty mean glare.

11.16 D. Lister

So you don't know where you are?

11.16 A.J.Rimmer

I'm pretty sure that's what being lost is Lister...

11.16 D. Lister

Ah... need me to send out a search party?

11.16 A.J.Rimmer

I don't think that's necessary just yet.

11.17 D. Lister

Good, I've just started my breakie

11.17 D. Lister

Don't look at me that way!

11.17 A.J.Rimmer

What way?

11.17 D. Lister

The look, don't give me the look.

11.18 A.J.Rimmer

What look? I do not have 'a look'

11.18 D. Lister

You do, it's the same look you give me when I play my guitar.

11.18 A.J.Rimmer

That's pain Lister.

11.18 D. Lister

Not that look, the, it's disgusting, I'm appalled and yet I can't look away - look

11.18 A.J.Rimmer

Whatever

11.18 D. Lister

And don't give me that look!

11.19 A.J.Rimmer

I do not have a look!

11.19 D. Lister

No you have a thousand

11.19 A.J.Rimmer

Oh shut up.

11.19 D. Lister

I'm joking

11.19 D. Lister

Well, I'm not, you do have looks, and I'm just having a laugh

11.20 D. Lister

And when I say looks, I do mean, different looks not oh my god your so gorgeous - looks

11.21 D. Lister

Rimmer?

11.21 A.J.Rimmer

I chose to take it the second way, you pervert

11.21 D. Lister

Hey!

11.22 A.J.Rimmer

I'm still lost!

11.23 D. Lister

You know I didn't mean it that way.

11.23 A.J.Rimmer

I don't care, you said it and now you can't take it away - you think I'm a sexy beast god and you can't take it away and none of this matters because - I'M STILL LOST!

11.23 D. Lister

I do not think you're a sexy beast god! You idiot

11.23 A.J.Rimmer

Lister, what part of I'm still lost did you not understand?

11.23 D. Lister

The sexy bit...

11.23 A.J.Rimmer

For smegs sake Lister - would you shut up about that, I didn't say I thought you wanted to shag me, I said you thought I was sexy, now shut up and help me!

11.24 D. Lister

Shag you! You're a bit full of yourself

11.24 A.J.Rimmer

Lister!

11.24 D. Lister

And you're already shouting out my name and I didn't have to do anything!

11.24 A.J.Rimmer

I swear, when I get my hands on you... I'm going to beat you within an inch of your life...

11.24 D. Lister

And I thought it was me that had the crush on you...

11.24 A.J.Rimmer

Gah!

11.24 D. Lister

Why, Mr. Rimmer - I do say...

11.24 A.J.Rimmer

This isn't helping Lister

11.24 D. Lister

Calm down, I'll go find kryt's in a bit to find you.

11.25 D. Lister

And don't give me that look...!