Trapped in TOY'S R US: Part I

A/N: I know how you people hate reading these notes, so I'm going to make this quick. (Depends on how fast you read) I don't own GS or GS2, or TOY'S R US.

Garet and Isaac are outside Isaac's backyard with a shovel and a Barbie doll in there hands.

Isaac: Hurry up and dig!

Garet: I'm trying to go as fast as I can!

Isaac: Al right that should be big enough. Toss it in! Toss it in!

Garet: Okay, okay! (Buries the Barbie doll)

Isaac: Yes! Let's go and look for more toys to bury!

Garet: Okay!

Just then Mia runs towards them.

Garet: What's the matter Mia?

Mia: WHERE IS SHE?

Garet: Who, Ivan?

Mia: URGH! (Attacks Garet)

Garet: AAAAHHHHH!!

Isaac: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Mia: Where's my Barbie doll?

Isaac: I dunno.

Mia: If you don't tell me where it is, I'm gonna use Garet's head as a mop!

Isaac: I don't know what you're talking about.....

Mia: URGH! (Rips a chunk of Garet's hair out)

Isaac: (Stares at Garet's head and sweats) Awesome....

Garet: UGH!

Mia: Where is it?

Isaac: Ivan's in the house.

Mia: HA! (Rips another chunk of Garet's hair out) TELL ME!

Garet: UGH!

Isaac: Listen, you can use Garet's hair as a mustache for all I care! I don't know where your Barbie doll is!

Mia: THE LAST PIECE! (Rips the last chunk of hair off of Garet)

Garet: UGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY HAIR!

Isaac: (High pitched voice) GARET!

Mia: Tell me where it is, or you're next!

Isaac: No! Not my beautiful golden locks! Okay, I'll tell you....we buried it over there.

Mia digs through the soil to find her Barbie doll covered in dirt.

Mia: BARBIE! You're alive, and dirty.....(Holds it up in the air) I'm just so glad you're.....(Head falls off) AH!!!!!

Garet: Uh-oh!

Mia: WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?

Isaac: It was Garet's idea! I swear it! He would've chopped my head off if you hadn't came!

Garet: But I...

Mia: (Growls like a cheetah and attacks Garet) AH!

Garet: (Clucks like a chicken) NO!

Ivan comes in.

Ivan: Whoa!

Isaac: Did you see the way she attacked him?

Ivan: It was a like feeding time at the petting zoo.....

Isaac: Hey! Mia! Why don't we just go to TOY'S R US and buy you a new Barbie doll?

Mia: That's a great idea!

Garet: (Cry's while saying this) It's over....Thank goodness it's over!

Ivan: Garet? Are you all right?

Garet: I don't know (sniff) I don't think I'll ever recover after that experience...

Ivan: LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU BARBARIANS! Treating a poor defensless animal like this.

Mia and Isaac make sad looks.

Ivan: You should be ashamed of yourselves!

Garet: Now I have to wait another year until my hair grows back!

Mia: WELL? LET'S GET MY BARBIE DOLL! I'll make it up to you Garet and buy you one!

Garet: Oh joy.

Mia: (Attacks Garet again)

Ivan: Look what I found! More Barbie dolls!

Mia: Barbie dolls? My missing Barbie dolls!

Ivan: Hm...I wonder. If Isaac and Garet buried that one Barbie doll in the ground. What happened to the ones that you lost before?

Mia: Huh? (Stares at Isaac and Garet) YOU DID THIS! And all their heads are off!

Isaac: Hehe! Becareful what you wish for huh Mia? Hehe!

Mia: WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO DO THIS?

Isaac: Um....teenage hormones?

Mia: (Attacks Isaac) YOU!

Garet: Can we go now? I need a wig.

Ivan: Come on Mia! LET'S GO!

Mia: LET ME AT HIM!

Isaac: Wow! Mia sure does pack a whollop!

Mia: (Punches Isaac) HA!

At TOY'S R US....

Ivan: Oh my gosh! A new Care Bear selection, and the'r on SALE!

Everyone stares at Ivan.

Ivan: Ahem....not that I care.

Everyone goes back to what they were doing.

Ivan: Grumpy!

Garet: Hey! They have action figures of us! (Garet takes a Garet doll and takes an Isaac doll) Hey, I have awseome kicking skills! (Makes the Garet action figure kick Isaac's head) Take that and that!

Isaac: Hey Garet, what do you have there?

Garet: Nothin' much. (The Garet doll kicks Isaac's head off)

Isaac: URGH!

Garet: Hehe!

Isaac: (Takes the Garet doll and bites it's head off and chews it slowly)

Garet: .....

Isaac: (Swallows the head) Ah....with sugary goodness in every bite. (Walks away)

-Attention shoppers! The store will be closing in 3 minutes!

Mia: I found a Barbie doll! We can go now!

Isaac: You might as well just stay here. When closing time is near, the employees always wait for the customers!

10 minutes later.....

Isaac WERE CUSTOMERS! THE EMPLOYEES ALWAYS WAIT FOR US!

Ivan: Now we have to stay here for the night....

Mia: I don't think so, it's Christmas break.....the store won't open until January 7!

Garet: What's todays date?

Mia: The 13th of December!

Isaac: NO! Wait a minute....isn't this a Friday?

Garet: OH MY GOD! IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!

Ivan: You don't really beilieve in that supersticious crap...do you?

Isaac: Of course not.

(Popping noises are heard in the building)

Mia: What's that sound?

Isaac: I'll go and check.

10 minutes later...

Isaac: AH!

Mia and the gang check to see what's going on.

Garet: Whoa....

Isaac: MY HEAD!

Remember those action figures of Garety and Isaac? Well all the Isaac heads fell off.

Isaac: What if I'm next?

Garet: Or even worse! What if I'm next?

Mia: What if were next?

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

End of chapter

E/N: Funny, wasn't it? Well don't worry it'll get funnier! The second chapter will include Felix and his group! How is that possible when the store is closed for a month, you ask? Well you'll just have to find out in the next chapter! Hehe! Review!