Disclaimer:  I'm getting really bored of these things.  I do not own X-men.  Nor do I own Marvel.  This story, however, is mine.  The characters, well most of them, are not.  Dexroth, Doggy, Danny, Hezibah, Sunny, Herman, Arcane and any other characters I have not mentioned but are my brainchildren are mine.  You are not allowed to use them without my permission.

And as a lighter note, I'm going to toss in funny sayings our inspirational…oh heck, I'm just going to use the disclaimer space for sayings I come across.

To fanfic or not to fanfic, that is the question-whether 'tis nobler to place my ideas and dreams before a sea of critics, or become part of that sea myself, never knowing if I warrant praise.

--Beck2

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Rogue: Rogneto?…..EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Remy: Why de chere coverin her eyes?

Rogue: I'm gonna be scarred for life!

Magnus: Where do you think that leaves ME child?  I'm not exactly enjoying this either.

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No one knew.

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Ray: Until now.

Roberto:  Hey, I've got a question.  If it's supposed to be a secret than why do people write about it? 

Forge: Poetic license, I guess.

Ray: You're back again?

Forge: I didn't actually leave…

Tabitha: Ray!  C'mere!  We need to practice for our chapter!

Ray:  Uhhh….I f she comes this way, tell her I died.  *runs off*

Forge: Then again, some things are better left unwritten.

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No one knew of their late night walks in the park, about how he made her feel inside.

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Magnus:  ….I may not be able to stop this story, but I will stop it's reviewers.  Onward, to ribbetfrog's abode!

Dexroth: You want the address?

Magnus: Please—Wait, how do you know the address?

Dexroth: Because I am a master thief.

Magnus: What?

Dexroth:…..Don't push me.  I've run into enough trees to give me a permanent paranoia complex.  Take the address and do ….whatever it is you do.

Magnus: Very well. *flies off hurriedly*

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No one knew, that she, the Rogue, was in love.

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Doggy:  Woff?

Dexroth:  Hmm? Mags?  Oh don't worry, I got rid of him.

Sunny:  *skitter*

Dexroth: How?  That's a trade secret.

Beck: You gave him a phony address and sent him on a wild goose chase, right?

Dexroth:….

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And no one knew that tonight she would meet him again for another walk.

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Kitty:  WAAHHH!

Lance: Kitty! What's wrong?

Kurt:  Did somebody hurt you?

Kitty: *sniffle* Piotr's, like, gone!

Lance:….Good riddance.

Kitty: LANCE!!!!!!!!!

Kurt: Lance! How can you be so heartless? Come on katchzen.  *sticks tongue out at Lance while Kitty's back is turned*

Lance:  I'll get you for this, you blue tribble.

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"Hello, my dear."

"Hello Magnus."

Magnus, or Eric, proffered his elbow to her.  She took it and they began to walk down the moonlight path.

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Wanda:  Isn't the moonlight paths where people get eaten by gremlins and werewolves?

Pietro:…..That's it.  No more horror movies or books for you.

Rahne:  ….werewolves…..

Jubes:  No Rahne! Don't get ideas!

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"My dearest Rogue, what would you say to me taking you away?"

"Ah doahn't know.  Maybe yes?"

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Magnus:  RAAAAHHHR!

John:  We better get out of here mate.

Piotr: Da.

Remy: Right behind you, mes ami. *swift retreat of alcolytes*

Dexroth:  Eh?  Back already, Magsy?

Magnus: YOU SENT ME TO THE BLUE OYSTER BAR!  ****

Dexroth: Did I now….

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He gently leaned down and kissed her.

"I love you, Rogue."

"And Ah love you." 

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Scott: What did we miss?

Jean:  Why is that metal machine going after Dex?

Scott:……I didn't think that lunatic could move that fast. *Dex runs behind them*

Scott+Jean:  AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  *machine attacks them instead of Dex*

Dexroth: I may be crazy, but I'm no fool.

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Beck:  Wow!  The votes are doing so well! 

Doggy:  Woof.

Forge:  You had to open a new document just to make sure you could keep track of the couples.

Beck:  I owe it all to my good reviewers.

Dexroth:  Yeah, and I'm the one who has to make sure those mutants don't take them out.

Beck:  You do a great job!
Magneto:  I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Dexroth:  Ummmm……I gotta go.  *bolts*

Beck: Ladies and gentlemen, my right hand man, the incorrigible Dex.

Dexroth: *yells* I'm a lover, not a fighter!

Beck:  Errr……

Danny:  You have only yourself to blame.

Arcane: That's true.

Beck:  Eh?  Why are you two here?  You have two other fics to be in!

Arcane:  We just wanted to check this one out. Bye.  *they leave.*

Beck:……I'm not going to ask…

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**** Anyone who has ever seen police academy will get this joke.