Title: Sake Sister Acclimation

Author: Mistress Nika and Silent Angel

Rating: PG-13, for language and sexual inuendo

Disclaimer: I, Mistress Nika, do not own any of the series mentioned here. I don't even own the two fics I quote this chapter. I know one is from Yami Bakura's Tales, but I don't remember what the other is from. Oh, uhh...Silent Angel doesn't own them either. -_-

Summary: The Sake Sisters Fangirl Fanclub has a new member and it's up to the leader of the Sake Sisters to find her a "bishy style" and acclimate her to the life of a Sake Sister. Watch as they deal with home and family life, random bishounen, and being a couple of rabid fangirls! Will Silent ever find her style? How many times will she faint before this is over? And most importantly, WHO STOLE MY POCKY!?!? O__O

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Chapter One:

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(Silent checks her vmail) [That would be Video and Voice Mail ^-^]

vmail system voice: You have one new message from...Mistress Nika. Playing message.

*click*

Nika: Hey. What'cha been up to? Just haven't heard from you in a while.

(loud crash in the background)

Rin: (shouts) I didn't do it!!

Nika: Ugh. I gotta go see what she's destroyed this time. Honestly, we cannot keep nannies for that girl!

*click*

vmail system voice (now called vsv): Reply?

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(Nika checks her vmail)

vsv: You have twelve new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Silent Angel.

*click*

Silent: Hey, it's... getting interesting over here. My kids are starting to cause trouble too.

Nyokina and Ryokina: *at top of stairs, drops Silent's bra*

Seto: *at couch at bottom of stairs, bra falls on his... umm... pants.* (O_O);...

Silent: NOW YOU'RE STEALING MY BRAS?!

Seto: I DIDN'T DO IT I TELL YOU! IT'S LIKE THEY FALL OUT OF NOWHERE!

Nyokina and Ryokina: *giggling from top of stairs*

*click*

vsv: Reply?

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(Silent checks her vmail)

vsv: You have eight new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Mistress Nika.

*click*

Nika: Speaking of bras...

(Rin runs by giggling like mad with a bra strapped to her head)

*click*

vsv: Reply?

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(Nika checks her vmail.)

vsv: You have three new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Silent Angel.

*click*

Silent: *sees Rin* (O_O);... Looks like you're not the only one stealing bras Seto.

Seto: I do NOT steal bras! I'M TELLIN' YOU! THEY FALL OUT OF THE FRICKIN' SKY!

Nyokina and Ryokina: *at top of stairs laughing, drop Seto's boxers*

Silent: *walks over to Seto* I'M TELLIN' YOU THA-*boxers fall on Silent's face*

Seto: SEE?! I TOLD YOU UNDERWEAR FALLS FROM THE SKY!

*click*

vsv: Reply?

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(Silent checks her vmail)

vsv: You have thirteen new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Mistress Nika and Rin.

*click*

Rin: Ohayo, Silent-san! Wanna hear my new song? (starts singing) It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men!

Nika: Rin, honey, where'd you learn that song?

Rin: ^__^ Kurama-sensei was singing it while he was planting those weird seed thingys in your garden.

Nika: o.O (rushes out the door) Kurama! I told you not to put those deathplants in my daisies!!

Rin: (mischievous grin) Now to see what okaasan was reading... "Kaiba shivered and moaned again, unable to stop himself this time. Jou redoubled his efforts, plucking and teasing at Kaiba's nipples." O_O What IS she reading!?

*click*

vsv: Reply?

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(Nika checks her vmail)

vsv: You have four new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Silent Angel, Kaiba Seto and Katsuya Jonouchi.

Seto: That... was disturbing.

Joey: I FEEL VIOLATED!

Seto: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE VIOLATED?! YOU'RE THE ONE TOUCHING MY CHEST! AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT! YOU ARE A DERANGED PERSON KATSUYA JOUNOUCHI!

Joey: I DIDN'T DO IT! *starts crying*

Silent: (O.o);... I never thought Joey would do that.

Seto: (O.O);

Silent: But I thought that was hot.

Seto and Joey: (O_O)

Silent: What? That's some hot stuff! I've finally mastered the fine art of not dying/fainting/etc. while extremely hot things are going on.

Joey: So, what if I did this to Kaiba? *slaps Seto's butt*

Silent: (O.O)... Must... not... faint...

Seto: JOEY YOU DIRTBAG! *starts beating up Joey*

Silent: *standing very still* (O.O)

*click*

vsv: Reply?

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(Silent checks her vmail)

vsv: You have six new messages. Please select message to play. *beep* Playing message from...Bakura Ryou.

Ryou: I'm afraid Nika-sama isn't here right now. She's trying to de-deathplant her garden. But I am. Oh, what's this? I seem to have found my yami's online journal... *gasp* This occurred while we still had the same body!! Why, I'm appalled...and yet...somehow turned-on... o.O

"I heard him gasp, his breath caught in his throat. I knew he liked it, so I nibbled on the outer edge of his ear. He shivered with delight and sighed. His mouth was hanging open, it looked so inviting to me. I stuffed my powerful tongue deep inside, tasting him. Oh, my Otogi-kun, how the girls must love kissing you, because I sure do. I moved one of his frozen hands under my shirt so he could feel my silky soft skin while I snuck my hand under his shirt. His skin was as soft as mine, not all rough like Marik's. I wanted to feel him more,. Otogi seemed to like what I was offering him finally and was actually kissing me back. He let me caress his chest and was doing the same to me with both hands now. How good it felt... Otogi-kun..."

Ryou: .......o.O.......YAMI!!!!! (runs off to find Bakura)

(from downstairs)

Bakura: Hey, aibou. What are you up TO!? (O_O) RYOU!? What are you DOING!?!? (unmentionable sounds begin)

*click*

vsv: Reply?