Prologue:

A lone teenager walked down the ally way, he wore a button-up polyester shirt with dragon designs and Kanji on it, and some baggy black Jnco pants with skull designs, he finished it off with Nike shoes. He had raven black hair and blue eyes with a strange yellow glow in them, he also had a sheath with a katana in it. As the teen walked he felt someone grab his shoulder and a gun dig into his back, "Hey kid, you gonna hand over the lunch money?" The punk asked with a laugh, this would've scared the shit out of any other person, but he wasn't just any other person.

The teen's face darkened in the shadows as he let out one word, "Baka," then he quickly drew his katana and sliced the punk's gun in half like it was butter, "Maybe that'll teach you a lesson," finished the teen as he sheathed his katana and continued home, the punk was left behind with an astonished look.

Chapter One: Perversion With a Side of Groping

Inuyasha sat by the fire in the camp, something was nagging at him tonight and he couldn't sleep, he looked at Kagome, who was peacefully sleeping in that bag thing next to him. Shippo, Kilala, Sango, and Miroku had the tent, maybe he was just being stupid. He jumped up into the tree and drifted off into one of those rare deep sleeps.

Inuyasha woke up to the sound of Miroku being slapped by Sango several times, "That ought to teach you a lesson, baka hentai," she said with a huff as she walked back into the tent to organize the supplies, leaving behind a red faced Miroku. Inuyasha jumped down to Kagome, who was packing ramen and other such things into her backpack, he was about to say something, but his mouth closed and he just sat there, looking at her.

'Maybe I could try to be a bit more nice to her, after all the shit I put her through, but what the hell, I'll take it slow so she doesn't notice at first,' he thought to himself with a smirk. "Are you done yet?" He asked rudely.

"Inuyasha, be patient, we have a lot of stuff," she snapped back.

"Well, hurry up, we need to get moving," he ordered as he sat down to wait for her to get done.

Kagome finished shoving all the stuff in her pack and attempted to pick it up, but to no avail, there was too much stuff she had to bring, it was spring break so she had to stay quite a while. Inuyasha rolled his eyes and took the pack only to throw it over his shoulder. Sango came out just as Miroku recovered and they set out. 'Inuyasha is starting to act strange, no matter how heavy my pack was he never carried it without me telling him to.' Kagome walked by Inuyasha and just stared up at him.

Inuyasha looked back and got an annoyed look on his face, "What wench?" He snapped.

"Nothing," she said, turning away from him. 'Maybe I'm jumping to conclusions, he still acts the same.' Thought Kagome.

Miroku and Sango were behind them with Kilala and Shippo. "It seems that Inuyasha has been acting out of character," said Miroku.

Sango looked at him like he was a psycho, "Why do you say that Houshi- Sama?" She asked curiously.

"I notice everything, usually Inuyasha only carries Kagome's bag if she forces him to, even if it is too heavy for her, but today he just snagged it from her and we headed off," he answered.

"So?" Asked Sango, but the interesting conversation was ruined by Miroku's wandering hand, "Baka hentai!!!!!" After this particular moment a slap was heard.

Inuyasha turned, "Hey love birds, you're slowin' us down!" He snapped as he and Kagome continued walking, Sango's face turned red and even Miroku was blushing, *gasp* but he didn't let anyone see it.

Inuyasha and the gang made it to the next village that was being attacked by demons every other day, the villagers all evacuated into their houses once they saw the hanyou, except for an old man that rushed toward him and started punching him, "I won't let you take me alive demon!!" Yelled the old man.

"Calm down, I'm not here to hurt you, I'm here to save your ass," replied the Inu Hanyou.

The old man stopped and grumbled, "But what about the rumors from the west, how a hanyou took several villages?" Asked the old man.

"Rumors, that's the key word there," snapped Inuyasha.

"Well, I'll be darned you're Inuyasha aren't you? I heard about you from Keada quite a while back," the old man said with a laugh, "Names Griffy, welcome to Burg(A/N original isn't it?)," he finished, holding out a hand for Inuyasha to shake, and he actually shook it.

All the villagers came out and scowled at the old man and Inu, "What the hell are you idiots looking at, I got enough of that when I was a kid!!!" Snapped Inuyasha, Kagome gasped, that was the first time she had seen Inuyasha defend himself like that, even he was surprised.

Miroku leaned toward Sango, "I don't mean to sound a fool but... I told you so," he said with a smirk as he dodged her scowl.

Inuyasha and the gang followed the old man into his house and they all sat as he lay it all down, "Demons have been attacking this village in packs, we ward them off because they're weak ones, I thank you for coming at this time, the strong and brutal will come next, they've all seem to be coming since I found this buried in the forest," said Griffy as he held up a necklace with a Shikon shard on it.

"A Shikon shard," exclaimed Kagome, "I'm sorry to bother you about it, but can we please have that jewel?" She asked politely.

Griffy thought about it for a second, "Well, tell you what, if you get rid of the next demons that come you can freely take the shard and do with it as you please, and I can tell you're not exactly a fan of evil."

"Stuff it in old man, we need that shard!" Snapped Inuyasha.

"Inu-Chibi, sit!!" She yelled, sending him pummeling into the ground, "Don't mind him," she finished with a cheery smile as Inuyasha pulled his head out of the ground and an array of curses that shocked Shippo for life came from his mouth.

"Inuyasha, silence!" Snapped Miroku.

"She called me a chibi!!!" Were his last words before he gave up.

"We'll gladly dispose of the demons for you," said Sango.

Griffy nodded and looked at the hanyou, "You know, for a hero you're awfully rude," he exclaimed.

"Feh," was all that came out of his mouth.

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Inuyasha and Miroku were standing guard of course, Miroku looked at Inuyasha with a big goofy grin on his face, "Inu-Chibi," was all he could get out before he burst into laughter.

"Shut up you damn monk!" Snapped Inuyasha, but that wasn't what stopped his laughing, something was coming toward the village quietly, and even Miroku saw it, probably before Inuyasha.

"What the hell is that?" Asked Inuyasha, even he didn't know.

"You tell me and we'll both know," exclaimed Miroku. A woman was walking slowly toward the village, "All I know is that it's no maiden."

"I can't tell, the scent is unfamiliar," said Inuyasha, then the woman started singing and before the hanyou even saw what had happened the monk was walking towards the unfamiliar life form. "What the fuck are you doing monk?!" Snapped Inuyasha. When Miroku reached her she whispered something in his ear, he nodded and as if following an order he went into Griffy's house with a hanyou hot on his tail. The singing was still ringing in his ears, he felt the sudden urge to.... NO! He had to stop Miroku, just before Miroku was about to beat the poor old man to death Inuyasha pinned him to the ground and tied him to a couple of polls in the cabin. Just as he did this the old man got up and started to walk outside, Shippo was even mesmerized by the tune and followed quickly in suit. Inuyasha ignored the desperate cries of the monk as he threw the old man over his shoulder and grabbed Shippo, both were in protest and tried to beat up Inuyasha, he dragged them back in and tied them up just as he had with Miroku, their screaming and begging woke up the girls and Kilala.

"Inuyasha, what's going on," Kagome asked with a yawn.

"I don't know what the fuck that thing is, but we have to stop it!" Said Inuyasha.

Sango looked confused, but once Kagome heard the song her eyes widened, "Sirens, but they're only a myth," she muttered as she grabbed her bow and threw a cylinder of arrows onto her back, she rushed outside with Inuyasha and Sango, all the male villagers had torches and rakes as they marched toward the three of them.

"Damn, we can't hurt the villagers, Sango, use your boomerang(A/N somebody help me with the actual name please) as a shield to hold off to villagers, and if you have to whack a couple of them then do it, I'll make my way up to the bitch," said Inuyasha, once again Kagome was surprised, usually Miroku came up with the plans.

Sango nodded and started to hold off the villagers, hitting the few that tried to kill her as Inuyasha hopped from head to head getting closer to the Siren. The song began to manipulate him, he may have been a half demon and able to resist it, but his sensitive ears just made it worse. "Damn!" He yelled as he jumped up onto a roof and took time to recover, he saw Kagome rustling through her pack and she pulled out two little yellow cylinders made from foam. Her face fell, she couldn't throw them all the way over there, then she got an idea. She stuck the ear plugs on the tip of the arrow and loaded it.

"Inuyasha, put these in your ears!" She shouted as she fired the arrow and it stuck to the lower area of the roof, he didn't even shape them out(not that he knew how) as he shoved them in his furry ears. He shook his head to clear it up as he pulled out the Tetsusaiga and bounded at the Siren, slicing her in half, she disintegrated in midair, leaving behind nothing but dust. Sure enough two other Sirens bounded out of the water in the river and snarled at him. "One of them has a jewel shard," exclaimed Kagome. Inuyasha nodded and readied his Tetsusaiga. He concentrated to sense the wind, two winds met end on end and the wind scar appeared.

"Wind Scar!!" He yelled with an unbareable anger and sliced through midair, a minute later both of them were piles of dust, and on top of one of them was nonetheless a Shikon Jewel shard. Inuyasha walked over to the dust pile and picked it up before it blew off with the rest of the dust. He gave a smirk as all the villagers returned to normal.

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A couple of hours later they were all eating ramen in Griffy's house, "Two shards in one day, not bad," exclaimed Sango, even Inuyasha looked cheerful, at least until Kagome burst out laughing, everyone looked at her like she was crazy.

"What is it lady Kagome?" Asked Miroku.

"Have you ever heard The Oddesy?" She asked with a snort.

"No, please inform us," said Miroku with a grin.

"Ok, well, there were these Sirens, their song would lure men sailors into the rocks so their ship would crash," explained Kagome, trying to hold back her laughter.

"So those were Sirens?" Asked Sango.

Kagome nodded, "Yep, it's funny when I think about it, Inuyasha, wasn't lured by them," just after she said that everyone except Inuyasha burst into laughter.

"Are you saying I'm gay?!" Inuyasha asked through gritted teeth.

"No, it's just funny, I mean, they lure men only, it's just something funny to think about, I know why you weren't but still," said Kagome, stifling her laugh.

"Feh," was all that escaped Inuyasha's mouth before he went back to wolfing his Ramen.

After Inuyasha was done he went outside and hopped up in a tree, Kagome came out and sat under the tree he was in and smiled up at him, "Hey," she said in a casual voice.

Inuyasha hopped down to her and sat down by her, "You need something?" Asked Inuyasha in a very unInuyasha-like voice.

"No, I was just seeing if you're ok, you looked kind of offended," she said.

He wrapped an arm around her, this made her jerk a bit but she calmed down, they just sat there like that, Kagome was about to fall asleep in his arms. He smirked, 'Gods I'm so evil.'

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Cloud: Uh oh, what's the Inu-hanyou going to do, something bad, NO!! I'm not writing a lemon so shut your god damn mouth!

Cagri: What he met to say was that he wants you to review and he would really appreciate your support.

Cloud: She's right, anyway, this is my lovely assistant Cagri, plz review, thank you.

*Cloud tries to French kiss Cagri but gets slapped*

Cloud: OW!! Until next time readers, bye!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha nor do I own Yu Yu Hakusho, even though those parts haven't come in yet.