Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin. XD Is there really anything more to say? It's a sad world, it is.
Setting: an empty white room. Kenshin, Kaoru, Sano and Yahiko are all standing together in the middle of the room. An anxious looking blonde girl is standing a few feet to the left of them.
Kenshin: Um… Sara-dono, what are we doing here?
Girl–Sara: I have a game I want to teach you guys!!
Yahiko: --; You dragged us all the way here for a game?
Kaoru: A game? I love games!
Sano: Hmph… games are for kids.
Sara: You'll like this one, Sano!
Sano: I doubt it.
Kenshin: So… what is this game you want to teach us, Sara-dono?
Sara: n_n It's called "B-letit".
Yahiko: What kind of name is that?
Kaoru: Mou! Hush, Yahiko. What are the rules, Sara-san?
Sara: ^^ It's simple! Whenever you say a word that starts with "B", you have to say "letit" after the world. If you don't say "letit", whoever catches you breaking the rules can punch you.
Sano: I do like this game.
Yahiko: 9_9 Only 'cause it has punching in it.
Kaoru: Um… I don't get it.
Sara: ^^; Um, well… let's say, once we'd started the game, I said "boy". According to the rules, I have to say "boy-letit" instead of just "boy." Since I broke the rules, whoever catches me first is allowed to punch me.
Sano: Sounds good! I'm in.
Yahiko: Okay, me too.
Kenshin: I don't know… I—
Kaoru: ^^ Please, Kenshin! It'll be fun!
Kenshin: Well… all right, Kaoru-dono.
Sara: ^^ Terrific!
Sano: Can we start now?
Sara: 'kay! Begin!
Sano: *glances around* Why'd it get so quiet?
Sara: *shrug* It usually starts out that way… I suppose everyone's afraid to get caught saying a "B"-word-letit.
Sano: 9_9 Geeze. What kind of baka would slip up two minutes into the game?
Kenshin: Ano, Sano…
Kenshin: *punches him*
Sara: Good catch, Kenshin.
Sano: *rubs his shoulder* What'd I say?! What'd I say?!
Kenshin: You said "baka"… -letit.
Sara: ^^ Kenshin, you're pretty good for a beginner-letit.
Kenshin: Arigatou gazaimasu.
Yahiko: Kenshin's not the only one who's good!
Kaoru & Sano: Of course not! I'm good too!
Yahiko: Actually, I was talking about me…
Sano: Oh, come off it, brat.
Yahiko: *punch* Ha! Told ya I was good!
Sano: But I didn't say a "B"-word-letit!
Sara: *giggles* You said "brat"-letit.
Sara: *gasp* No bad words!!
Kaoru: Ha! *punches Sara*
Sara: Oh… no fair…
Kaoru: Sure it is!
Yahiko: Oh, stop yapping, busu!
Kaoru: *punches him* Ha! You said "busu"!
Sano: *punches Kaoru* So did you!
Kaoru: MOU! Sano, that HURT!
Kenshin: Kaoru-dono! You're hurt?
Kaoru: *pouts* Yeah. Sano hit me.
Kenshin: *eyes flash amber* Oh, no… *hits himself* It's not working… *hits himself again*
Sano: *cowers* He's gonna go battousai!
Yahiko: *punch* *snickers*
Sano: Now's not the time, brat!… -letit!
Sara: Kaoru, please tell him to stop! I don't want to be killed…
Kaoru: Kenshin! Stop it! Please!
Kenshin: *eyes go back to violet* Oh… gomen ne, Kaoru-dono. Sara-dono. Sessha didn't mean to ruin your game.
Sara: Don't worry about it.
Sano: Phew… I thought he was gonna kick my butt.
Yahiko: *moves to--*
A/N: Now, was that the most absolutely stupid thing you've ever read, or what?!
Well, B-letit is indeed a real game. XD It's actually very, very fun to play. Try it sometime.
Anyway, I got the idea for this fic a few days ago. My friends and I were playing B-letit, and I was telling Morgan about a RK fanfic I'd found. Of course, then I noticed just how many "b" words were used in the show. Now, normaly, this game is very easy to play, because they aren't a whole lot of words starting with "b", used in everyday conversations. But I got this sudden, incredibly stupid idea – what if the Kenshin-gumi started playing b-letit?! So, during History class, I put it into one-shot form.
XD Hope you at least came close to laughing. I had fun writing this pointless thing.