A/N: 100-word drabble for Yu-Gi-Oh! and Kaiba/Jounouchi. I'm just trying to write anything that isn't Naruto, seeing as it's been the subject of most every unsolicited piece I've done since I first discovered it. ^_^;;

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"Ivy Bedsheets"

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You wake up in his bed and can't believe it. It's a bit hard to deny your own memory, though, and even harder to deny the fact that you're wrapped around him like ivy- not to mention the dubious look he's probably been giving you since he woke up himself.

"You," he informs you flatly, "are a clingy, clingy bastard."

You just stare at him, still too stunned by your position to speak.

"Clingy," he reiterates. "That's a hint, by the way."

You let go. He laughs.

"You're kind of cute when you're whipped."

" . . . idiot dog."

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. : bad puppy- have a biscuit : .