Star-Trek version of Insanity

~Chapter 2~

"nov boq"

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(Borg Cube arrives at a remote planet outside the Alpha Quadrant.)

Serene- (Enters what species 1923568 (humans) would call "The Throne Room") We are now entering the Bete Quadrant. Your plans are to assimilate species 2568095.

Borg Queen- (As she is being connected to her physical body) You have not only proven yourself an excellent drone but more importantly an essential counterpart. Welcome Home Serene.

Serene- Assimilation shall begin.

(opens a channel to the Klingon Empire)

The Borg- Lower your shields, weapons and surrender yourselves to us resistance is Futile.

Klingon theme song- Dun Da Dun Da Dun Da Dun Di Dun Di Dun Di Da Dun Da Dun Da Dun Da....... (Well actually it's Warfs theme song. Oh! Well! It works!)

tlhIngan wo'- Borg naDev. chaH wi nID to jey maH. Klingon Emperor- (Translation) The Borg have come. They will attempt to assimilate us.

thIngan Sa'- vaj jaj a QaQ jaj to Hegh . Klingon General- (Translation) Then today is a good day to die.

tlhIngan wo'- maH Suv to di rIn. thIngan Qas tu' HoD Picard. Klingon Emperor- (translation) We shall Fight to the End. Though our best Warriors will be sent to seek out Captain Picard.

tlhIngan Sa'- tu' HoD Picard fo QaH. parHa' qoy' fo pung. jIH Hegh vaj may' vaj tey, vaj HoD Picard. Klingon General- (Translation) Seek out Captain Picard for Help. It would be as if we pleaded for Mercy. (Which we Klingons by the way do not do.) I would rather die in the battlefield then confront Captain Picard.

tlhIngan wo'- gahH jey di Borg wa'logh je tugh moj a buQ to ghaH. maH moj boq tay'. vaj je neH vaj maH jey di Borg wa'logh je fo loj. Klingon Emperor- (translation) He has defeated the Borg before and in time they will become a threat to him as well. We must be Allies together. Then and only then shall we defeat the Borg once and for all.

tlhIngan Sa' - vaj jiH tlhap jiH Duj je jaH. jiH belHa. Klingon General- (translation) Then I shall take my fleet and go. Though I am not pleased.

tlhIngan wo'- Hegh maj Qa' ijH nuQ. Klingon emperor- (translation) Die well my Brother.

tlhIngan Sa'- Hegh majQa. Klingon General - (translation) Die well.

(The Borg begin their Assimilation)

Serene- Species 2568095 are resisting. Five war ships are extracting from the planet. They are cloaking.

Borg Queen- Continue.

Serene- They are not attacking. It seems they are retreating from the planet.

Borg Queen- Follow them. I'm sensing they are planning something. We will discontinue are planned assimilation for now.

(Serene's Flashback)

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday dear Serene and Mimic..... Happy Birthday to you...

Serene and Mimic- (Blow out their candles on each of their cakes. Notice as I say "each" of their cakes for they would never share one together.)

Katra- (Holding up a glass of well whatever) I give these two newest creations of our Master. Master of this vessel. (Long story. AG knows) May we continue a friendship together, forever, and beyond.

Everyone- (claps, hoorays, etc.)

Both Serene and Mimic, yes Mimic too feels loved by others.

Two weeds later..............

Katra- You said it.. You said I liked Miroku...... You betrayed me. You weren't suppose to tell anyone I liked Miroku. Why you little#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^ #$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$ %^&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&#$%^&*#$$%^&*#$%^&*#$^%^*&*#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^&$%^&#$%^&*# $%^&*$%^&*$%^&*$%^&*$%^ (P.S. Long story)

Serene- Sorry!

Katra- That's not good enough (Starts punching, kicking, stomping, scratching, gouging, etc.)

Katra and Serene- (Big Huge Fighting Cloud.)

Three weeks later.............

EVIL PLUNGER OF DEATH (weapon owned by AG not by me) it shall be explained later)

Serene flea's from all, running in staggering directions. Yes leaving her formal master behind. Happens to run into someone.

Luraia- What's wrong? Are you lossed?

This new found friend sympathized with Serene. With no hesitation she knew exactly what she wanted. So she became Luraia's Minion. And remained Happy ever since.

(End Flashback)

Borg Queen- (Notices a glitch in Serene) What's wrong Serene? Are you distraut? Perhaps you should consider regenerating.

Serene- Perhaps I shall................. (Regenerates)

(While Borg Cube Follows Five Klingon War vessels)

~To Be Continued~

The Details of Serene's flash back will be explained eventually as for randomly thinking up the Klingon language I did not. My brother just so happen to give up his Klingon Dictionary English/Klingon to me written by: Marc Okrand. Though it may not match the translations perfectly. As for the Borg species #'s I randomly made up on my own. That's all ! Oh! and Please Review!