A Meeting with AL GORE
Well, Mr. Gore, how do you feel about the election?
Al Gore: (Bursts out crying)
Gore: Well, I'm depressed. Now I have to go back to Tennessee and mend fences back on the 'ol ranch! And I hate that job!!!
(Ganondorf walks in.)
Ganon: I LOOOOOVED your speech, Mr. Gore! And I actually stayed awake to the end of it!
Gore: I almost won!
Ganon: You won the popular vote! Bush cheated!
Link: (Walks in) Yep! And he twisted the votes enough so he almost won the election!
Gore: Well, Bush has- he- umm- weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell- I- Bush- wears an ugly tie!
Link: (To song "Twelve Days of Christmas") Five votes for Naaaader, in the nation.
Four hanging chads.
Three Florida recounts.
But only Bush is president.
Gore: How dare you!
Gore chases Link out but trips over HIS ugly tie.