In the Beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth…

And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground…

And the Lord God planted a garden eastward of Eden and there He put the man whom He had formed…

And the Lord God said, "It is not good that man should be alone, I will make him a helper comparable to him." Out of the ground Lord God formed every beast of the field and every bird of the air and brought them to Adam to see what he would call them.

Adam: (points to a small feathery thing.) You, are a chicken.

And so on and so on, etcetera, etcetera.

Then the rib which the Lord God had taken from man He made into a woman, and He brought her to the man…

God: Adam, this is Eve. Eve, this is Adam.