And they heard the sound of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and Adam and his wife hid themselves form the presence of the Lord God among the trees of the garden.

God: Where ARE you???

Adam: here!

God: Where???

Adam: Here!!!

God: Where??? Oh. Adam! You look different! Did you get a haircut?

Adam: No! I realized I…I.. Had nothing on. And was ashamed.

God: Who told you you had nothing on?

Adam: (points.) She did.

Eve: I did? Oh, yeah. Wait…no…

God: (to Eve) What is this you have done?

Eve: I talked to this snakey fella…Hey! God! I've been wondering, do snakes usually talk?

God: No.

Eve: Oh.

God: (to serpent, bluntly) :You are cursed. Go away, far, far away. (To Eve and Adam) Go away, and never come back!

So He drove out the man; and He placed cherubim at the east of the garden of Eden, and a flaming sword which turned every way to guard the way to the tree of life.

Adam: Nice sword.

Eve: ok…

So they walked out into the Middle of No Where.

Eve (to Puya89): How do you know it's the MIDDLE of No Where if you don't have a GPS?

Puya89: Hey, you don't even know what a GPS isss.

Adam: We wouldn't BE in the middle, or anywhere NEAR, nowhere if you hadn't gotten us kicked out of the garden. And do stop talking to that stupid author.

Eve: I did not! It was that snake fella.

Adam: You talked to it!

Eve: It talked to me!

Adam: You still ate the fruit and made me eat it.

Eve: Did not!

Adam: Did too!

Eve: Did not!

Adam: Did too!

Eve: Did not!

Adam: Did too!

Eve: Did not!

Adam: Did too!

Eve: Did not!

Adam: Did too!

Eve: Did not!

And so on and so on, etcetera, etcetera.

The End.