It will be rather hard to try to explain the tune, so I will not.
A friend and myself made this during school out of boredom. Now we sing it
everyday.

Hey, ho, it's off we go,
To the bar with Guenhwyvar!
Let's give mead to drunken the cat,
And kill the spiders with a bat!
Hey, let's go uh, elf tossing,
And take 'Laxle's shoes when he's flossing!
Then we throw them out the window.
Da. . . Da-Da-La-La!
No more clicking! Ha-ha-ha!

Short and pathetic, but lovable nonetheless.