Parody of: Savages part one (from Pocahontas)

Story: After a really bad rehearsal period, the whole band's at war, with the classic brass vs. woodwinds.

(Brass)

What can you expect

From those evil woodwinds

They're whole horrible section's like a curse

They're pitch is way to high

They're only good when silent

They're different as I said

And worse

They're talentless! Talentless!

Not even musicians

Talentless! Talentless!

Traitors to the band

They're different from us

Which means they can't be trusted.

Now the section's going to war!!!

(woodwinds)

This is as we thought

Those brass players are traitors

The only thing that they can do is blast

Beneath that golden shine

They're talentless inside

I wonder why they even play

They're talentless! Talentless!

Not even musicians

Talentless! Talentless!

Traitors to the band

They're different from us

Which means they can't be trusted.

Now the section's going to war!!!

Talentless! Talentless!

We don't even need them

Talentless! Talentless!

Now it's time to show them

Talentless! Talentless!

Not even musicians

Now our section's going to war!!!