My name is Remy LeBeau and I have a problem.

It started out as a pack a day, which was back before I joined de x-men, less bad guys and stress back then see. After I joined it just got progressively worse. The packs per day skyrocketed. Do you know how, much good ones cost? A lot, that's how much. At first it was ok, Remy's rich, I been stealing from the worlds greatest for years so I got quite a stash of money put by. But one day I opened my bank account and got a shock. I was have a bad day anyway, mon chère was angry at me, she say I'd been distant recently and was ignoring her. Logan was angry at me , I'd downed his last beer dat morning. Anyway, my bank statement. I'd spent all my money in da last month, and it was a lot of money, on packs of my addiction. As soon as I saw that I went out and brought Rouge the most beautiful and expensive necklace I could find and promised myself I'd never buy more than 2 packs a day.

Dat was quite a while ago. I did great for 2 months. Only 2 packs a day. Den it started again. It snuck up on me, I didn't even notice it until the professor sat me down to talk about it. I had only been spending my money on 2 packs a day, but I'd been spending the money Xavier gave us for food shopping on 8 more packs a day, minimum. Turns out Xavier spent more on my addiction than he did on hair dye for all de x-women, and dats a lot of hair dye!

Dat was last week. I've come to dis meeting to beat my addiction. I, Remy LeBeau, want to give up playing cards!

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No Remy! Say it ain't so! Come on people, if you review he might change his mind *hint hint*