Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Lord of the Rings characters. I don't own any of the Harry Potter charatcters. I don't own any of the Pirates of the Caribbean characters.

Claimer: I do own the new pirate, Jillian. I do own the new witch, Lily. I do own the new elf, Ina.

Just some Notes: The Elvish I am using is mostly correct. Please excuse incorrect Elvish. Only the most main characters will be used. If you don't understand then read the list of characters below.

Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgi, Ina, Gandaulf the White Wizard, Aragorn, Son of Arathon, Legolas Greenleaf of the Woodland Realm, Gimli, Son of Gloin, Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy,Lily, Captain Jack Sparrow, William Turner, Elizabeth Swan, AnaMaria, Jillian

On with the story!


Middle Earth

Frodo tripped and clutched on to Legolas for support, sending them both into a plummet to the valley beneath. They landed in a disgruntled heap on the soft grass. Legolas pulled Frodo to his feet and then motioned for the rest of them to come down. Aragorn slid down the hill and looked around the grassy valley. It was totally bare, except for a shining object on the far side of the valley. Samwise saw it as well and walked toward it; Gandaulf put out his arm and stopped him.

"What is it?" Sam asked, pushing past Gandaulf.

"I don't know." Frodo stopped Sam and looked at him. "Don't, Sam." he said. Sam nodded. Legolas, however, ran over to the object.

"Dreassa holles nel, Aragron. (Come here quickly, Aragorn.)" Legolas called. Aragorn ran over and followed Legolas's gaze.

"What is it?" he asked quickly. Legolas looked deep into his eyes.

"Iea mivnollast. (A portal.)" he whispered. Aragorn took a step towards it then looked back at Legolas.

"Are you completely sure?" he asked. Legolas nodded.

"Yes, completely." Legolas watched as Aragorn reached for the shining object.

"Aarg!" was all Aragorn had the time to say as he was knocked over by a tall, angry, female elf. Her black hair fell over her almost-black brown eyes. She shook her hair out of her face as Aragorn stood and looked at her.

"Ina?" Legolas lowered his loaded bow. She shifted her eyes to him and they widened.

"Legolas!" she smiled and hugged him tightly, him hugging back. Her smiled changed to a look of suspition.

"Vass collo ou hosslae byera? (What are you doing here?)" she asked.

"Tissleav nimico. (Just looking.)" he answered qucikly. Too quickly. She narrowed her eyes at them.

"Vass collo ou hosslae byera? (What are you doing here?) Guess loass ou novvle Legolas? (And how do you know Legolas?)" Aragorn asked as she stepped to block the entrance to the portal.

"Ea ma byera yu hosla u mivnollast. (I am here to guard the portal.) Guess eav novvlss Legolas dess me carine. (And I've known Legolas all my life.)" she answered simply as Gandaulf came up, followed by Sam and Frodo.

"Hello." Sam said slowly to Ina, who was watching his every move.

"Tesslav. (Hello.)" she looked away. Then everyone heard something. Gandaulf turned around in time to see Gimli, running, towards them, accidentally crashing into Gandaulf and sending them all pulmetting into the portal.


The Black Pearl

"Would you stop that, luv!" Jack yelled, dodging away as Jillian lunged her sword at him. She smiled mischeviosly.

"It was your idea to practice sword fighting, Jack." she said, blocking as he made to hit her from above. She smiled and ducked as Jack swung his sword angrily. She hit at him, and was blocked, as well as pinned up against the mast with Jack's sword. Trying to tug the sword from her sleeve, where it stuck her to the mast, she dropped her sword.

Jack, smiling in his slightly perverted yet still so damn sexy way, picked up her sword and held it triumphently at her throat, making her groan with defeat. But as Jack, set down her sword and was helping her pull his sword out of the mast, as well as her shirt, a loud crash made them both jump in surprise, causing Jillian to rip off most of the top right part of her shirt.

"Bloody hell!" Jack and Jillian surveyed the scene as Will and Elizabeth came in from below deck.

"What happened up here?" Will said, letting Elizabeth go to help Jillian fix her shirt, at least so it's not showing most of her right breast. Will and Jack made their way towards the disgruntled pile of people that had landed on the deck.

"How did they get here?" Jack whispered to Will. He shrugged and bent down, pushing a short stout looking man with red hair, off of a girl with long black hair. They were all knocked out.

"We have to get 'em off each other, mate." Jack said, struggling to pull a tall white-beared man off of a man with long blonde hair, on top of a man with short, wavy, brown hair. Jillian walked over, shirt fixed and helped them.

Once they had been seperated, the four of them looked them over. One girl, the rest boys. Jack bent down and moved the hair out of the face of the girl.

"Beautiful." he whispered, stroking her cheek lightly. Her eyes hot open and she threw a hand out, sqeezing Jack's throat. He pulled at her hand and finally pulled it off, holding it in the air and massaging his neck with the other hand.

"Soember ea ma? (Where am I?)" she asked, dark brown eyes darting across the ship finally landing on the man with blonde hair's uncontious body.

"Legolas!" She pulled out of Jack's firm grip and crawled over to him, pushing other bodies away. She looked comcerned. She passed a hand over his face, coming to rest on his heart. She closed her eyes. The man stirred and sat up, opening his eyes. He first saw the woman in front of him.

"Ina!" he put his arms around her. Then his eyes fell upon the other people. He glared his blue eyes at them. "Milla collo teml, Ina? (Who are they, Ina?)" he asked, pulling her closer.

"Ea fremma novvle, Legolas. (I do not know, Legolas.)" she glared at them through brown eyes. Jack lowered his arms.

"Yer lass is the one who tried to strangle me!" he said, pointing to the woman.

"Ina should have!" Legolas spat angrily at Jack.

"And who are ye to tell me that on me own ship!"

"I am Legolas Greenleaf of the Woodland Realm." Legolas narrowed his eyes. "And who are you?"

"I'm Capin' Jack Sparrow, this is Will Turner, Jillian Smith, and Elizabeth Turner." he pointed to each of them in turn. "Now tell me who they are." he motioned to the uncontious men next to Legolas.

"Legolas, hera hasta soember earafon rea. (Legolas, ask him where we are.)" Ina asked, releasing her hold on Legolas.

"Where are we?" Legolas looked up from Ina.

"Where are ye'? Why ye' on the Black Pearl, mate, fastest ship in the Caribbean!" Jack smiled. "Now answer me, mate, who are they?"

"Aragorn, son of Arathon, Gimli, son of Gloin, Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgi of the Shire, and Gandaulf the White." Legolas said. Jack raised an eyebrow.

"And who's that lass in ye' arms, mate?" he asked as Ina glanced up at him. Legolas looked at Ina.

"Ina Stridestepp of the Woodland Realm." Legolas watched Jack closely as Ina pulled from his arms and tried to wake Aragorn. Ina woke the man at last and helped him sit up.

"Who are you?" Aragorn asked. Jack looked exasperated. Legolas told Aragorn what Jack had told him. Aragorn looked around.

"Jack, put them in the brig. We have no other space." Jillian said, glaring straight back at Ina.

"Aye. Come on." Jack stood. The others did as well.

"What about the others?" Aragorn asked.

"We'll get 'em to the brig with some help." Jack began pulling on the small jacket of the one they called 'Frodo.'

Once they had gotten them all into the brig, Jack and Will returned to the deck of the ship, while Elizabeth and Jillian sewed her shirt.

"How do ye' think those people got on me ship, Will?" Jack asked. Will shrugged.

"I don't know." Will answered.

"I do like that Ina lass, though. Didn't ye' see she was the only lass with 'em?" Jack added, leaning on the side of the ship. Will nodded.

"Yes, I did notice," he glanced at Jack, who was gazing into the deep red sunset, perverted smile back on his lips, "but, Jack, she seemed to be in love with that Legolas person. So don't think that-"

"I'm way ahead of ye', mate." Jack smirked at him. Will stretched and yawned.

"I'm going to bed, Jack. See you in the morning."


"Oh, and, Jack?"

"Yes, mate?"

"Don't try and ruin it for Ina. Please." Will looked him straight in the eye. Jack groaned but agreed. Will walked down the steps to his room. Jack heard voices and more footsteps, a door shutting and someone coming up the stairs.

"Hello, Jack." Jillian said, setting her hand on top of Jack's.

"Hello, Jill."

"Jack, how many times do I have to tell you not to call me Jill?" Jillian smiled. Jack pulled her into him and kissed her.

"At least once more, Jillian." he smiled. She shook her head and yawned, laying her head on Jack's chest.

"I think ye' should get to bed, lass."

"What about you?"

"I'm coming with you."

"Oh." Jillian nodded and the two of them made their way down the stairs, finally receeding to a room on the left. Settling into the bed, Jack put his arm around Jillian and fell slowly to sleep.

* * * *

"Ina, luv, wake up." Jack shook the girl awake. She opened her eyes and gasped. Jack covered her mouth and smiled.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don' wanna wake up ye' friend there." Jack absenmindedly pointed to Legolas, asleep next to Ina.

"Oh." Ina nodded then narrowed her eyes at Jack.

"What do you want?" She raised an eyebrow at him. Jack smiled and lowered his hand down to her shoulder.

"I just want ye' to see somethin'." he looked up from what he was staring at, undoutably down her shirt, and grabbed her hand, pulling her to her feet. He took her up on deck and to the side of the ship. She looked around.

"Look at that sunrise, luv." Jack said, leaning once again on the side of the ship. Ina joined him.

"It's beautiful." she whispered. The bright sunlight crept ever so slowly up the side of the ship.

"Yes, ye' are, luv." Jack put his hand on top of hers. She pulled away and glared. "What's wrong, luv?"

"You are." Ina spat and with that she stomped back down to the brig, settling again in Legolas's arms.

"The ol' Jack Sparrow suduction trick ain't workin' for ye', Jack?" someone said. Jack grunted in response. Gibbs nodded and took a gulp from his flask.

"She ain't ye' girl, Jack. Let 'er be." Gibbs gulped from his flask again. Jack stood up and got really close to his face.

"I'll get that girl, mate. Ye' can count on it."