Rose: Konnichi Wa!!!!!!!!!!!! We're back!!!!!
Star: -_- You didn't tell them that I was the one you were doing this RPG with.
Star: ^_^ I get to do the author notes for this chapter!!!!
Rose: At least SOMEONE helps write the chapters when they say they're going to do a joined story!!!!
Star: Whatever.GO AWAY!!!! ::kicks Rose out of room:: ^^ YEY!!!
Rose: ::outside:: @_@.
Star: Hay everyone! Now that that "distraction" is gone, we can actually get to work. ::coughcoughforoncecoughcough:: She didn't tell me this was going to be a story until AFTER it was posted. -_-. But now that I'm in it ^_^ we can finally have some fun and some common sense.
Rose: ::from outside:: YOU WITH COMMON SENSE?!?!?! HA!! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.WAIT YOU ALREADY DID!!!!
Star: DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU!!!! BECAUSE I HAVE A DEADLY LEATHAL VICIOUS ::grabs something behind her:: ..YAMI CAT!!!!!!! ::shows off Yami cat in arms::
Yami.in cat form: ::pathetic voice:: Meow?
Rose: O_O YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?! YOU THINK DAT WIMPIFIED PHARAOH CAN HURT ME?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yami Cat: ::glare:: -_- ::hisses and tries to scratch door::
Rose: ^_^ You can't get me!!!
Star: ::opens door:: Now he can! ^^
Yami Cat: ::evil smile:: ::attacks Rose::
Rose: O_O.^_^ You see I was prepared for this so I brought..::pulls out white fuzz ball:: BAKURA DOG!!!!!
Bakura Dog: ::in a puppy-like voice:: BARK BARK!!!
Yami Cat: ::stares at Bakura Dog continues chewing on Rose's head::
Rose: -_-.you're suppose to hate cats.I want a refund.
Bakura Dog: ::evil smile to Yami Cat:: ::thinks:: Look at the pharaoh.I can hurt him!!! YEY!!!!! ::starts to bark::
Rose: -_-.we might want to get the story started.
Star: Yami Cat's not afraid of anything.
Rose: Really? ::evil smirk:: ::takes out flamethrower:: I wonder what he'll look like if I torch him.::turns on flamethrower::
Star: O_O......I forgot he can't be hurt by that either
Rose: Riiiiiiiiiiiight.::holds flamethrower up to Yami Cat:: Wanna test dat?
Star: You'd only be burning your head but I want Yami Cat back.
Bakura Dog: ::stares up at Yami Cat:: ::thinks:: He has come down sooner or later.I'll be waiting.
Star: ::wraps Yami Cat in blanket and turns him back into a human::
Rose: -_-.I lost whatever respect I had for you just then.HOW DARE YOU BITE MY HEAD YOU WASHED UP PHARAOH!!!!!
Bakura Dog: ::looks up at Rose with a sad doggie face:: ::thinks:: Hey.what about me???? I wanna to be a human again too!!!!
Rose: ::picks up Bakura dog:: Awwwww..so kawaii!!!
Star: Well me and Yami need to spend some "quality time" together, so we'll get to the story now. Bye! ^^ ::drags Yami off into another room::
Rose: O____O Dat was disturbing.
Bakura Dog: O_O.::thinks:: I agree.
Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH SO STOP THINKING DAT WE DO!!!!! IF WE HAVE TO WE'LL DRILL IT INTO YOUR HEADS!!!!!!! WE NO OWNY THE YU-GI-OHY!!!!! -_-.the lawyers made us say dat.damn lawyers.
RECAP-The gang's at Kaiba's mansion and are in the middle of playing Dark Killer. There's a storm going on outside and Anzu just went psycho and is trying to kill Ryou. And Bakura just revealed something shocking.
Malik: ::shocked expression:: O_O ::spunky voice:: What did he just say?
Tenki: ::raises head but doesn't let go of Yami's waist:: I think.he's in love.with Ryou.!!!!!
Joey: -_- No shit Sherlock.::thinks:: Seto has a gentle touch.so warm.Wait did I just call him Seto? Oh well.screw it.
Seto: ::starts banging head against Joey's shoulder:: How do I know you people?
Joey: O_O.::thinking:: Ow.ow.ow.ow.
Bakura: O________O''' I said NOTHING!!!!
Yugi: 9 count them 9 people heard you!!!!!!!
Yami: ::still being hugged by Tenki:: I can't believe you said that!!!!!
Anzu: ::glaring at Ryou:: YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD LAWYER CAUSE I'M BORROWING SETO'S!!!!!
Seto: ::let's go of Joey and stands up:: WHAT?!?!?!?! THE LAWYER'S MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!!
Joey: ::thinks:: Damn Anzu.she made Seto let go.I'm going to hurt her.
Bakura: I DON'T CARE IF 9 PEOPLE HEARD ME!!!! YOU ALL HAVE BAD HEARING!!!! I SAID NOTHING!!!!
Ryou: -_-.Like I'm afraid of you.
Tiken: ::not in character with the Dark Killer character:: SHUT UP AND ADMIT TO IT!!!!
Tenki: ::puts head in Yami's lap and falls asleep::
Seto, Tiken, Anzu, Yugi, especially Yami: O____________O'''
Joey: ::thinks:: Anzu will pay!!!
Malik: ::spunky voice:: Okay I think this game has gone too far.can we just get to the killer?
Bakura: ADMIT TO WHAT?!?!?! THERE'S NOTHING TO ADMIT TO!!!!!
Ryou: -_-.you people are freaks.
Yugi: I think we should reserve a place in therapy for Yami.
Bakura: ::trying to get off of the subject:: Wait.ya'll go to therapy?
Seto: As if you don't already.
Bakura: -_- Stuff it Seto.with Joey's manhood.
Joey: O_O.Bastard.-_- I need a new tampon.why did I just say dat?
Malik, Ryou, Bakura: ::looks at Joey:: O______________O'''' We really don't want to know.
Yugi, Tiken, Anzu, Seto: ::take a BIG step away from Joey::
Joey: -_- Can we just get to the killer already? ::thinks:: This whole PMSing girl thing is going too far.I need a drink.
Malik: ::less spunky voice:: I agree with Joey.we should get to the killer now before someone else reveals any more "personal" fantasies of theirs.coughcoughbakuraandryoucoughcough.
Yami: ::trying to slowly get up:: Just a little more. Don't let him.you know what screw all hell. ::gets up, drops Tenki from his lap, and runs behind Yugi::
Tenki: @_@ ::gets up:: What in the seven hells happened!?!?!?!?!?!
Joey: -_-.::losing his temper:: IS ANYONE LISTENING TO ME?!?!?! LET'S GO TO THE KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik, Ryou, Bakura: O_O''''
Seto: X_X.uh.calm down there Joey.::nervously puts hand on Joey's shoulder and gently squeezes::
Anzu: ::mumbling darkly:: Nuts.everyone in this room is fricken nuts.
Tiken: Everyone shut their trap holes and get to the killer!!!!!!!
Ryou: -_-.I agree.
Bakura: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET ACROSS YOUR HEADS!!!!!
Joey: ::thinking:: YEY!!! Seto's back!!!!
Seto: ::lowers hand to middle of Joey's back:: ::unconsciously massages his back::
Yugi: ::the only one who notices Seto's hand moving down Joey's back and chooses to ignore it::
Malik: ::spunky voice:: KILLER!!!!I SAID K-I-L-L-E-R!!!!! KILLER!!!!
Joey: ::thinking:: Good.feeling.
Ryou: -_-.whoever wants to go to the killer say 'aye'!
Tiken, Yami, Yugi, Tenki, Seto, Anzu: AYE!!!!
Yami: Look nobody can object to this. Now everybody sit down and continue. ::thinks: As long as Tenki stays away from me I'll be fine.
Tenki: ::thinks:: As long as I stay away from the pharaoh I'll be fine.
Ryou: Finally.::sits down::
Joey: ::enjoying Seto's massages:: ::thinking:: How am I going to sit down? This might require a little brain power...I got nothing.
Bakura: ::sighs:: Good.::sits down:: ::thinking:: Now they're away from me.and Ryou.
Anzu: ::fuming over what Ryou said::
Seto: ::pulls Joey down and sits:: ::slips his hand under Joey's shirt and continues to massage him::
Yugi: Let's get to the killer part soon before I die of boredom.again.
Ryou: Yeah yeah yeah.::closes eyes::
Bakura: Everyone.close your eyes.::closes eyes::
Joey: ::thinking:: Well dat's one way of deciding to sit down.I like this feeling.::slips hand down Seto's leg and closes eyes::
Malik: ::spunky voice:: OKAY!!! ::closes eyes::
Tiken, Tenki, Yugi, Yami, Anzu, Seto: ::closes eyes::
Tiken: Finally we can finish this game.
Seto: ::peeks and sees everyone's eyes closed:: ::covers Joey's eyes and mouth with his hands:: ::whispers seductively:: Get up and start walking.
Joey: ::whispers back but is muffled by Seto's hand over his mouth:: Whatever you say Seto.::gets up and starts walking as Seto leads him as he still has his hand over Joey's mouth::
Bakura: Okay.whoever is the stupid killer.kill whoever you want right now.
Silence as the room loses two of it's persons. (a/n: Rose & Star: ^____^) The killer slowly stands up and walks slowly toward their victim.Bakura. A small kiss on the cheek and a whisper in Bakura's ear easily marks him as dead. Bakura lays back on the floor as if he was dead and the killer walks back to their seat.
Seto: ::still coving Joey's eyes and mouth leads Joey upstairs and into a room::
Malik: ::in congested voice:: WHO ATE BEANS????
Ryou: ::holding nose:: Yuck.
Anzu: ::embarrassed:: Sorry guys.that was me.I'm a little gassy.
Malik: ::still in congested voice:: Ewwwww.Anzu.how could you?
Yugi: It's been long enough I think we can open our eyes now.::open eyes::
Anzu, Tiken, Tenki, Yami: ::opens eyes::
Ryou, Malik: ::opens eyes::
Bakura: ::on floor:: @_____@.
Malik: What's wrong with him?
Ryou: -_- He's sitting next to Anzu.by the looks of it.he got that fart full force.
Anzu: ::throws another vase at Ryou:: SHUT UP!!!! CHALOPA DAY AT SCHOOL!!!!
Rose: ^__^ ::wearing gas mask:: HA!!! I CAN'T SMELL IT!!!
Star: ^___^ ::Also wearing gas mask and holding two cats also wearing gas masks:: Neither can we!!!!
Rose: Can't say the same for poor Bakura.
Star: ^^ Poor him!!!
Rose: Anyway please leave a review!!!!
Star: Yes please!!!!