AN: I own nothing and no one portrayed here. "The Ballad of John and Yoko" belonged to the Beatles at one point, no telling who owns it now. I mutilate this song in honor of the 40th anniversary of the Beatles first appearance in America.



Remy: Standing in the gym at the high school
Trying to get my Roguey to dance
Old Cyke in the back said "Just turn the hell back"
You know they didn't even give us a chance

Merde you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way Logan's growling
He's going to shish-kabob me

Took her on a plane into Paris
Hiding out way down by the Seine
My pere called to say
"You can make it okay,
You can get married in New Orleans, near home"

Merde you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way Logan's growling
He's going to shish-kabob me

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talking in my bed for a week
Xavier said "Say what you doing in bed?"
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace"

Merde you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way Logan's growling
He's going to shish-kabob me

Ditching all her makeup on a rainy day
Giving all her gloves to charity
Last night my Rogue said
"Oh boy, you'll be dead
if you try and give me
just a kiss-think!"

Made a lightning trip to Vienna
Eating chocolate cake in a sack
Xavier said, "He's gone to her head,
It's looks like we'll have to bring her on back"

Merde you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way Logan's growling
He's going to shish-kabob me

Caught an early plane back to N'awlins
Fifty 'ssassins jumped on my back
The men from the Guild said, "You need to be killed,
It's good to have the Prince of Thieves back"

Merde! You know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way Logan's growling
He's going to shish-kabob me

The way Logan's growling
He's going to shish-kabob me