Disclaimer: These are basically a bunch of useless stories that I came up with in the middle of math and science. But some of them are pretty funny. Now read! *Crawls into a ditch and covers eyes*

1.Missing hats that aren't missing:

Ron: *digging trough his clothes*

Harry: What the hell are you looking for?

Ron: My hat.

Harry: But you're wearing it.

Ron: I know. I found it this morning.

Harry: Then why are you looking for it?

Ron: Because I want to find it.

Harry: *Mutters* Idiot....

(A/N: Stupid? I know. But they're humor, what do u expect? The next chapters are gonna be better, believe me.)