PB: Oh my gawd I can not believe I just licked carmel off another girls chest...shifty eyes

Hiei: You did WHAT? O.O

PB: ...ugh...did I just type that...crap...

Hiei: O.O

PB: ...stupid crazy all girl parties always bring out the worst in me...I told the Meganator it was a bad idea not to invite any boys...

Hiei: no you didn't!

PB: but I thought it in my...heady...brainy area...place...pokes herself in the forehead ya know?

Hiei: you're an idiot...

PB: yeah that's what my math teacher says...anyway let's get on with the story. Do the disclaimer Hiei.

Hiei: PB doesn't own anything...

Casting:

Enma: God

Koenma: King Arthur

Hiei: Sir Lancelot

Kurama: Sir Bedevere

Kuwabara: "brave" Sir Robin

Yusuke: Sir Galahad


Koenma, Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei and Kuwabara are seen galloping along with their little followers clapping coconuts together behind them

Kurama: And that, Lord Koenma is how we know that Makai is banana shapped.

Koenma: Facinating!! Please Sir Kurama, explain to me again how sheeps bladders can be used to prevent earthquakes!!

Kurama: Certainly your highness!

Hiei: Look everyone!! points dramatictly to a huge cardboard cutout of Camelot

Koenma: Oh my god it's Camelot!

Kurama: Camelot!

Yusuke: Camelot!

Kuwabara: Wow...Camelot...

Jorge: It's only a model...

Koenma: Shut up you!! throws his shield at Jorge and knocks him out Rekitantai, I bid you welcome to your new home!

Rekitantei: all cheer

Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke and Kuwabara: singing loudly and very off key We're the knights of the Makai table thing, we dance when ever we're able! We do routines and parlor scenes and footwork impecc-Able start line dancing We dine well here in Makai with ham and jam and spam a lot!

Kuwabara: singing exceptionally loudly and off key We're the knights of the Makai table our shos are for-mid-able oh many times we're given rhymes that are quite unsing-able! We're not so fat here in Makai.

Kurama: in freakeshly deep un-Kuramalike voice We siiiiiiiiiiiiiiing from the diaphragm a looooooooooot!!

Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke and Kuwabara: start tap dancing

Yusuke: trips and falls ontop of Hiei

Hiei: grrr stabs Yusuke and shoves him off of him and then starts singing again Of we're tough and able quite indefatigable. between our quests we-

Yusuke: gets back up but falls on Hiei again

Hiei: grrrr....shoves Yusuke off of him again and then continues singing and impersonate Clark Gable!

Yusuke: It's a bit too loud in Makai and I have to push the praaaaaaam a loooooooooot!

Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke and Kuwabara: start line dancing again but trip and all of them fall flat on their faces

Koenma: On second thought...let's not go to Camelot...it's such a silly place.

Enma: appears in the sky Koenma! King of the Makains-

Koenma and the others: get down on their knees and start averting their eyes and groveling

Enma: oh don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling...

Koenma: Oh I'm so sorry!

Enma: And don't you dare apologize either! Every single time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...and what the hell are you doing now?

Koenma and the others: coverying their eyes

Koenma: I'm averting my eyes Lord Enma!

Enma: Oh will you just stop it already! Just stop it!

Koenma: Yes my Lord.

Koenma and the others: stop averting their eyes

Enma: Good that's better. Well anyway, Koenma you and your Rekitantai shall have a task to set a good example for these dark times we are in.

Koenma: Oh good idea my Lord!

Enma: Of course it's a good idea! Behold! shows a huge crayon picture of the Holy Grail Look Koenma, your sacred task is to find this grail. This is your purpose Koenma, to seek the Holy Grail. dissapears

Koenma: A blessing!

Hiei: A blessing from the Lord!

Kurama: Enma be praised!


PB: Yeah it's short I know...but don't worry if I get enough reviews, I'll update very very soon. Like maybe the next day...oh and Yusuke kept falling Hiei because well like last night wait no...Saturday night I went to this party and we all kept falling on eachother and some other stuff happened...so if you were somehow mysteriously at that party...you'd know what I was talking about...wink wink nudge nudge

Hiei: oh well that's good to know...

PB: wuahaha I've been listening to the same song over and over again for the past like half hour...it's By The Way by the Red Hot Chillie Peppers...it's an awesome song...anyhoo I'll be back later...lot's of lurve to my adoring public!! Kiss kiss! XOXO...and all that other shit...