Condor's Laws of Motion

First Law:
1. Condors at rest had damn well better be allowed to *remain* at rest!
Corollary: If Condors at rest must be disturbed, there had better be
coffee and a damn good reason. Just having a damn good reason is not
enough. Coffee has to be involved. Certain pinheaded commanders should
make note of this.

2. Condors in motion will remain in motion, and will run over anything
that gets in the way.
Corollary: Anything in the way of a Condor in motion had better learn
to duck and/or have made out their will. Certain pinheaded commanders
should also make note of this one.

Second Law:
Force is equal to how pissed off I am at the time and how much firepower
I have available.

Third Law
For every action there is an equal and appropriate amount of explosives.