I don't own sonic the hedgehog, transformers armada, or anything else mentioned in this story… this takes place after sonic adventure 2 battle but before the unicron battles because…. Because I said so. Dragon the echidna, Janelle the hedgehog, tucker the pyrokinetic echidna, Rebecca the bat, joemochao and pyro are original characters (most are based on real people)Robots in disgrace
Janelle, dragon and tucker are walking
Janelle: -_- I can't believe omochao stole shadow's chaos emerald
Janelle: hits dragon this is all your fault
Tucker: stop fighting! Let's just find the emerald!
Dragon: I know! Lets go to the autobot base! They have high techy stuff and we can track omochao
Janelle: that's the stupidest idea ever! Why would I want to go see the transformers!
Tucker: I know! Lets go to the autobot base and track omochao
Janelle: great idea!
Dragon: wow! Why didn't I think of that!
at the autobot base
red alert, hotshot and the kids are fixing a random machine when…
Omochao: teleports in Hi I'm omochao
Everyone else: jumps
Omochao: I'm here to help you!
Hotshot: okay… how do we fix the machine
Omochao: ^-^ smash it with a hammer!
Highwire: picks up a hammer
Rad: highwire! No! takes hammer
Omochao: ^-^ weiner my shnichel!
Hotshot: smashes omochao
Omochao: X-X I'll tell the principal on you
Red alert: what principal
Omochao: I like eggs
Red alert: @-@ (confused)
Hotshot: go away
Omochao: someone needs a teddy bear
Rad: please! Go away!
Omochao: ;-; but I'm here to help you
Alexis: I know who needs your help
Alexis: ^-^ they're called the decepticons, and they live on the moon-
Omochao: are there cows on the moon?
Alexis: -_- yea…
Omochao: O-O but I'm afraid of cows
Alexis: - fumes the decepticons ate all the cows
Omochao: that's mean
Alexis: -+ they need your help, so go!
Omochao: aye aye chibi! teleports out
Hotshot: I almost feel sorry for them…
Carlos: that omo things gonna become a moon crater after megatron is done with him!
with dragon and the others
Dragon: are we there yet
Dragon: how 'bout now
Dragon/ Tucker: XD hahahahahahaha!
Tucker: looks at what she tripped on what is it?
Dragon: I know! It's a minicon panel!
Tucker: O-O twitches must. Kill. Transformer. sets it on fire, and it activates
Dragon: inhales AHHHHHHHH! runs in circles
Minicon: tilts head, oh its red and looks kind of fireish
Tucker: walks away
Minicon: follows him and bleeps
Dragon: ^____^ awww! It's soooo cute! Lets name it!
Dragon: …nah, I know! Pyro, 'cause he was activated when you set him on fire!
Tucker: oh god.
Rebecca: ^-^ chicken in a basket
Janelle: when did you get here?
Joemochao/ Rebecca: shrug
Tucker: sooo, is thing like my pet or something?
Pyro: steps on his foot and bleeps angerly
Dragon: ^-^ awww! It's attacking tucker!
Tucker: wincing in pain and you still think it's cute
Dragon: you attack me and Rebecca still thinks your cute
Joemochao: you are scaring me
Dragon: ^-^ I'm not an idiot, I'm just a baka
Everyone else: …
on the moon with the decepticons
Demolisher: can I have popcorn?
Starscream: -_- we don't eat
Demolisher: but I'm hungry
Starscream: smacks forehead
everything is peaceful when…
Starscream: ready to shoot demolisher
Omochao: teleports in Hi I'm omochao!
Starscream: misses and almost hits megatron
Omochao: I'm here to help you
Sideways: what the hell!?!
Omochao: oooo! Cussing is bad!
Sideways: I didn't-
omochao: ooo! You did it again!
Omochao: doing zero gravity jumps I'm neil Armstrong!
Omochao: lookit me! I'm a saiyan! jumps up and tries to hit him, but starscream moves back slightly, and omochao is spinning AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Cyclones: I'll kill it shoots omochao
Omochao: turns demonic Someone needs a teddy bear! Bwahahahaha! shoots a beam out of the chaos emerald
Starscream: XD hahahahaha!!!
Megatron: … what is that jewel your holding?
Omochao: (normal) this is the chaosy ruby
Sideways: it's green, do you think its an emerald!
Omochao: no, its an amethyst
Cyclones: you just said that it was a ruby
Omochao: I did, I thought I said it was a topaz
Demolisher: whats it do?
Omochao: all sorts of stuffs
Demolisher: I want it
Omochao: no I stole it from shadow!
Thrust: what are you
Starscream: [mutters] not a squid…
Thrust: optics narrow in anger I hate you
Omochao: I'm an omo that's a chao!
Cyclonus: maybe he's a smaller transformer that's part of a bigger transformer that will destroy us all
Sideways: O-O; you're an idiot (thinking: I'm such a good liar)
back with dragon and company
Pyro: hm. I wonder if they can understand me
Dragon: the answer is cheese
Joemochao: wheres omochao
Tucker: fumes we don't know, I told you that!
Random guy on a motorcycle: I sure hope I don't crash crashes
Pyro: scans the motorcycle
Joemochao: his head is spinning, call an exorcist, redrum
Dragon: redrum is off of The Shining
Joemochao: I knew that
Pyro: why'd I have to be stuck with them
Dragon: I don't know
Pyro: you can understand me
Dragon: Yep I speak r2-d2 language makes beeping noises
Janelle: that's great, but where is the friggin base!
Dragon: right here teleports them to the base
Janelle: hits dragon you could teleport the whole time and you didn't tell us!
Dragon: I'm part omochao
Rebecca: I think I'm a spy goes into the base
Everyone: sneaking around in the base
Dragon: humming the mission impossible theme
Billy: sneaks up on Janelle AHHHH!!!
Janelle: hits him die baka!
Fred: you hurt billy… I'm hungry
Pyro: -_- I'm surrounded by idiots
Janelle: hits pyro, but hurts her hand ow!
Pyro: XD hahahahaha!
Janelle: - baka
Hotshot: runs out there huh?
Joemochao:runs in circles
Everyone: about ready to run away
Dragon: wait! pulls out a boombox and starts playing the chicken dance ok
Dragon/ hotshot: doing the chicken dance
Janelle: trips over scavenger
Janelle: baka runs off
everyone ends up back in the main room, where dragon and hotshot are doing the chicken dance
optimus: walks out there calmly whats going on the music stops playing
dragon: ohhhh I love this song starts singing well I don't show off, don't critizize, I'm just living by my own appealings, and wont give in, won't comprimize Janelle kicks the boombox awww… I like that's song…
optimus: raises optic
Janelle: who's fault is this
Tucker: I don't
Rebecca: know but
Pyro: lets blame
Joemochao: no, blame uh… him points to hotshot
Dragon: [omochao voice] hi I'm omochao
Carlos: AHHHH!!!!!! IT'S BACK!!!!!!
(dun dun dun)
on the moon
Omochao: I'm here to help you
Demolisher: no, I'm here to help you
Starscream: at least theres another idiot robot for him to talk to
Cyclonus: I Still say hes a transformer that's gonna destroy us all
Sideways: O-O; stop saying that, you're making me nervous (thinking: if he wasn't such an idiot, I'd say he found out 'bout me)
Thrust: oh my god-
Omochao: ^-^ becky look at her butt
Everyone else: …
Omochao: [singing] I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny- gets shot by sideways
Cyclones: - too much randomness
Megatron: kill it already
Omochao/ demolisher: singing baby got back
back with the others
Rad:oh! X-pay is on
Dragon/ tucker: x-play! I love that show!
Rebecca: chicken in a basket!
Optimus: raises optic
Pyro: people scare me
Janelle: of corse they do
Pyro: and I was having such a good nap, then you woke me up
Joemochao: blue cheese 'n onions!
Hotshot: that sound like something demolisher would say
Janelle: who's he
Dragon: [screaming from another room] demolisher is a baka, thrust is a…, whats squid in japaneese
Janelle: I don't-
Dragon: ooooooooo! Sonic heros!
Tucker: tails sounds funny
Rad: comes out screaming that omo thing is off of a game!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janelle: you mean omochao
Carlos: nods nervously
Optimus: what are they talking about
Hotshot: ^-^; nothing, sir
Rebecca: where he at
Alexis: I tricked to go to the moon
Joemochao: but theres cows on the moon
Alexis: -_-; where did you get that idea
Joemochao: because it's the moon
Dragon: wow! That was one of the worst puns ever
5 min later at the warp gate
dragon: in a space suit wow this is just like that movie chao in space, exept I'm not a chao
Tucker: in a space suit -_- really
Janelle: in a space suit did you drink that berry juice
Dragon: all hyper 'n cheese noreallyIdidn'tIswearwheeeeeee!
Joemochao: in a space suit really
Rebecca: in a space suit I thinl I'm an astronaut
they warp to the moon
Dragon: were here for the black-starred dragonballs
Everyone else: …okay…
Janelle: give us the chaos emerald
Megatron: or else what?
Dragon: ^-^ or else… cheese! (dun dun dun)
Dragon: ^-^ yea, I scared someone!
Pyro: you scare everyone
Dragon: oooooooooo! It's starscream! He's, like, the coolest transformer ever!
Janelle: looks at thrust and stifles laugh your head looks like a squid
Thrust: why does everyone make fun of me!?!
Pyro: 'cause you look stupid
Thrust: - stupid minicon
Dragon: oooooo! It's sideways chases sideways
Tucker: I think sideways is a stupid name
Smokescrean: of corse you do
w/ dragon 'n sideways
dragon: I know what you did last summer
sideways: -; I didn't do it long pause that planet made me destroy it runs away screaming
Sideways: runs by screaming
Dragon: runs in screaming UNICRON'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro: you are sooo not normal
Dragon: all calm normality is only the way society accepts you as
Cyclonus: picks up and starts squeezing tucker I've got you now
Tucker: touches his hand and the armor starts mealting
Cyclones: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs around screaming like a sissy
Tucker: XD hahahahahaha!!!!!!
swindle walks in
Pyro: are they always this stupid
Swindle: yes, yes they are
Starscream: swindle! Get over here! Stop talking to the enemy!
Swindle: hell no, make me!
sparkplug walks in
Sparkplug: hey, whacha talkin' 'bout
Pyro: how stupid people are
Swindle: I have to deal with demolisher every day, it makes me want to kill myself
Sideways: runs in she knows!!!
Sparkplug: someone needs to be in a mental hospital
Thrust: holds up chaos emerald now how do you use this?
portal opens and shadow drops in
Shadow: give me back my chaos emerald! does a homing attack
Thrust: ;-; you dented my head
Cyclonus: his head is sushi now! everyone snickers
Thrust: - you know what! long pause ;-; I don't need you runs off crying
Shadow: that's what you get when you mess with the ultimate life form
Swindle: and I thought sideways had issues
Rebecca: lets go home
they prepare to warp, 'n the transformers theme plays
Janelle: you aren't supposed to hear the theme
they warp back
outside the autobot base
Shadow: see ya uses chaos control 'n leaves
Dragon: may the cheese be with you teleports out
Tucker: turns to pyro Can you do me a favor
Pyro: why should I
Tucker: whispers something into his hearing sensor
Pyro: well, ok turns into a motorcycle
Tucker: hey Rebecca!
Rebecca: oooo! A motorcycle they ride into the sunset
Smokescrean: how beautiful…
Rebecca/ tucker/ pyro: crash into a cardboard cutout of a sunset
Tucker: if its cardboard, then how is the sun glowing relizes he's sitting on a giant light bulb AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Red alert: … that was random… all autobots go inside base
Janelle: ;-; they forgot me
Joemochao: ;-; and me
Janelle/ joemochao: hey wait up they run off